Yay! The inspiration pony didn't completely abandon me.

Chiron:

1) Drug him and paint him like a 'my little pony

2) tell him that he is Zeus' bitch

3) Tell all the young campers that he is giving free pony rides

Katie:

1) Explain to her in great detail what 'Tratie'

2) Tell her that Travis is talking with Hades about how to get a
girlfriend

Chris Rodriguez:

1) Ask him how his boyfriend, Clarisse, is doing.

Clovis:

1) Hide various alarm clocks around the Hypnos cabin

2) Tell him that Octavian is after his teddy bears.

Will Solace

1) Refer to him only as 'Sunny boy'

2) Tell him that he isn't hot enough to be Apollo's son

Read the oneshot I am just about to upload.