Author's Note: And, now, the next installment in my Mothy/Sassy, Gay Friend mash-up. Enjoy.

Disclaimer: I still don't own the Vocaloids or Sassy, Gay Friend.

It was another day in the tailor shop on Enbizaka, as famed tailor Megurine Kayo Luka Sudou was preparing to murder her "lover's" girlfriend for being unfaithful.

"Meet Kayo Sudou from the Japanese folk talk The Tailor Shop on Enbizaka. She is about to kill some women for hanging out with her crush. This fate could have been avoided if she had a Sassy, Gay Friend," The narrator explained. Then, Hiyama, wearing a Sassy, Gay scarf, entered the shop.

"What are you doing? What, what, WHAT are you doing?" Hiyama asked Luka, who pulled her scissors out on him.

"Trying to get Kaito-san to love me! He's been unfaithful to me!" Luka ranted, on the verge of tears. Hiyama put his hand on her shoulder.

"Honey, let me tell you something... Does he even freaking know who you are?" Hiyama asked Luka.

"No, but we were destined to be together! He's so man-beautiful!" Luka cried. Hiyama facepalmed.

"Knock it off with the man-beautiful and 'we were destined to be together' crap! This isn't Imperial China, and it makes me sick!" Hiyama ranted.

"But, it's implied that The Tailor Shop on Enbizaka takes place in Imperial Japan," Luka cut in.

"Geography and history don't matter right now, sweetie! What matters right now is moving on from this Kaito kid and taking control of your life!" Hiyama explained.

"How can I do that? This community is so small, so I see Kaito-san every day," Luka said.

"Well, let me tell you this... You know the woman in the red kimono you see him with? That's his wife. They have two girls together," Hiyama revealed.

"Excuse me?" Luka cried before brandishing her shanking scissors. "That whore is going to -"

"What are you thinking? What, what, WHAT are you thinking?" Hiyama yelled, calming down Luka.

"She took my love! She -" Luka ranted before Hiyama cut her off, again.

"Up-bup-bup, we're gonna take control of you life, and we're gonna do it now!" Hiyama said before pulling out a pouch of MiO water enhancer. "This is MiO."

"MiO? What's that?" Luka asked Hiyama, who grabbed a glass of water on the table.

"It's a water enchancer, sweetie. You flip it, tip it, and sip it," Hiyama said as he flipped open the MiO pouch and poured its contents into the water. He then gave the flavored water to Luka, who took a sip of it.

"Hmm... This stuff's pretty good," Luka commented.

"Plus, it comes in other flavors, so you can customize it," Hiyama said.

"Cool! Say, why are we toting the benefits of MiO?" Luka asked Hiayama.

"Because I get paid to do it, you stupid bitch," Hiyama said before turning to the audience. "She's a stupid bitch."

Ending Note: We're doing "Judgement of Corruption" next, so, Kaito fans, look out!

Review if you want to see Kaito's Sassy, Gay Friend.