Mysterion to watch over me
A/N: This story was inspired by "The Poor Kid" along with multiple fan fiction stories on this board with a similar theme.
Kevin McCormick walked into Karen's room and saw her sitting on the bed.
He told her he wanted to apologize for getting into a fight with dad and causing CPS to come. She shot him a dirty look. He told her "I really am sorry" and she smiled. He reached out and hugged her.
She only wished their dad Stuart and their mom Carol would come apologize.
30 minutes later as she lied down in her bed she looked out her window and saw Mysterion.
She stood up and said "Oh Mysterion it's so great to see you. I'm home now."
Mysterion replied "I know you're home and you're safe. Just relax because I'm sure it's your bed time."
Karen replied "it is my bed time."
Mysterion said "well then I'll tuck you in."
Karen then stated "where are you going tonight Mysterion?"
Mysterion answered "I have to go out tonight and keep watch over the city."
Karen asked if she could come with and Mysterion said no of course.
Karen let that go and smiled before telling him that her brother Kevin apologized for his part in the fight that led to the law intervention.
Mysterion smiled and then jokingly asked "is your brother Kenny treating you well?"
She nodded and Mysterion giggled again since she was clueless of his true identity.
Karen then sulked and said "my home life is so miserable."
Mysterion quickly pointed out "your parents and brothers love you. I know the alcoholism is unpleasant."
Karen stated "maybe I'd feel better if I started drinking beer."
Mysterion became angry.
"NO YOU WILL NOT YOUNG LADY BECAUSE YOU ARE NOT OLD ENOUGH TO DRINK AND IF YOU DO I WILL SPANK YOU HARD! DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?"
Karen's eyes started to water and she answered "yes sir."
Mysterion said "come here" and then he hugged her.
He went on to say "I care about you but when you make comments like the one you just made I will correct you."
Mysterion hugged her tight and then said "if you need a shoulder to cry on I am here for you."
Karen replied "I do" and Mysterion held her tighter as she cried harder.
30 MINUTES LATER
Mysterion asked Karen if she felt better after crying and she said she did.
As he helped her to into bed she said "Mysterion please guide me with a firm hand. You're right to do so because maybe life could be better for me if I don't grow up to be an alcoholic like my parents. Plus my brother hangs out with this big fat spoiled brat named Eric Cartman and I don't want to be like him."
Mysterion laughed and said "well don't worry about becoming like Eric Cartman because very few people lack humanity in their hearts the way he does."
Karen laughed and reached for the covers.
Mysterion went on to say "another thing you should know aside from Eric Cartman being one rotten bastard is that his mother has a mustache."
Karen laughed so hard she choked.
Mysterion said "easy there young one."
After he slapped her back a few times and embraced her he said "well you had a good laugh now it's time for you to be tucked into bed."
Mysterion tucks Karen into bed and she says "that was a good laugh and I can always use a good laugh in this house of pain."
Mysterion smiled and told her "good night."