Title: "Gobsmacked!"
Author: Pirate Turner
Rating: PG
Summary: Salem is gobsmacked by Hilda's deceit and abuse.
Warnings: Drabble
Word Count: 100
Date Written: 2 November, 2011
Challenge: For the Gen-Drabble LJ comm's weekly challenge
Disclaimer: Salem Saberhagen, Hilda Spellman, Drell, and Sabrina the Teenage Witch are ᄅ & TM Disney, ABC, Archie comics, and any other rightful owners, none of whom are the author, and are used without permission. Everything else is ᄅ & TM the author. The author makes absolutely no profit off of this work of fan fiction, and no copyright infringement is intended.

"It's okay, Hilda. I know you didn't mean for this to happen. Drell used you; you - " Salem squawked suddenly as he felt himself being transformed. His green eyes shot wide. He was gobsmacked to suddenly find himself turned into an umbrella! His indignity was destroyed even further as Hilda opened him against the pouring sky, and then his fury grew red-hot again as he heard Drell's voice. The bitch hadn't been used; she'd used him instead! For that, she would pay! They would all pay, he vowed, longing for a mouth with which to yowl, with their very lives!

The End