A/N: I'm back and boy does it feel good!

Now I hope enough people like me enough to make this fun. I'm doing 26 drabbles in 26 days. It can be any pairing you like. I can do slash and non slash. I've never tried femslash but what the hell. A challenge is a challenge. Here are the rules: must give me a pair, a letter from the alphabet, and a word that goes with that letter and anything else you want in there. I am not writing more than 1,000 words. It can be any rating and it can be as kinky or playful as you want. You let me know. Also, if I decide to pick your topic, you get first read!

Now, the next story won't be out until December 17th but after that a new update will be made everyday for 25 days. Also since these two are my favorite pairing this one will be Hermione/Ron of course.

Disclaimer: Not mine, hers. The End.


A: America

"I still don't bloody know why we have to go to America. It's bloody America!"

"Oh, hush Ron. It's not that bad," Hermione reprimanded, "Now grab our bags. We need to make it to the airport in twenty minutes," she added, tucking a book about, what else, America underneath her arm while propping Rose on her hip.

Ron froze as he was bending down to lift the bags, "Fly! But we agreed," Ron refuted, face drawing into a mask of annoyance.

Hermione stopped and willed around, handing a fidgety Rose to the forgotten Harry Potter.

"Harry, be dear and put Rose in her seat. I just need a minute with Ron," Hermione requested, an edge to her tone that told Harry his friends were not leaving anytime soon.

"So much for Gryffindor bravery, you poncy git," Ron bellowed after him.

"Better you than me, mate," was the reply.

Hermione crossed the room and stood in front of Ron, both looking put out. Hermione put both hands on her hips and let out a huff of annoyance. "No, Ronald. What I remember is that you agreed we wouldn't fly, I made no such agreement."

"You didn't refute it either," Ron shouted.

"Yes I did! I specifically told you we couldn't use the floo because we were staying in a muggle hotel. Yes, Ron, it is solely muggle and no, we cannot stay in a wizarding hotel, I already booked the room!"

"Whose fault is that?"

"No ones! Since I do not see the problem! I want Rose to experience both cultures…do not roll your eyes at me, Ronald. I can definitely still see you."

Ron held the urge to roll his eyes again and returned to facing Hermione after turning around previously while arguing.

"There are things called portkeys and I know it's hard to remember, seeing as you were so determined to place us in a muggle community, in a muggle establishment, with muggle appliances, I Don't think Rose will be lacking in that experience anytime soon, but you are a witch you know. Do try to remember other means of travel," Ron finished in a condescending voice.

"RONALS BILLIUS WEASLEY! DON'T YOU DARE TALK TO ME…"

Harry cringed as he heard Hermione finally lose it. He looked down at gurgling two year old, "Good thing we got out of there aye, Rosie,"

The little girl titled up her head and gave him a toothless smile while clapping her hands. Harry's face softened.

"You really are too cute," Harry praised, pulling a ginger curl affectionately that Rose tried to swat away as he pulled, her face wrinkling in annoyance. He then flicked her nose, bringing out a high- pitched chuckle from the little ginger head.

"ONE, I AM SIX MONTHS PREGNANT! YOU REALLY EXPECT ME TO APPARATE? MAYBE IF YOU PICKED UP A GUIDE EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE YOU WOULD KNOW THAT APPARATING WHILE PREGNANT IS FORBID…"

Harry sighed and placed the little girl on top of the hood to the blue Weasley car Arthur had finally managed to get under control a few years back.

"I don't think you're leaving anytime soon, flower."

"TWO, I ALREADY PUKE ENOUGH AS IT IS; I DO NOT NEED A FIVE HOUR PORTKEY TO MAKE IT ANY WORSE AND…"

Hermione was heaving by this point, her chest rising up and down while trying to take lungs full of air. Her face was flushed and her eyes glowed menacingly. Ron cut off her tirade, "Suck me," he simply stated while peering at her slightly exposed boobs; the v cut lavender shirt exposing the top of her chest.

"I beg your pardon?" Her voice dramatically lowered, shocked at the comment. Her eyes still flashed dangerously.

"You heard me, suck me," Ron repeated while his hands lowered to his belt, unbuckling the leather strap from its buckles. He popped the button and lowered the zipper. Red boxers peeked from the opening, slightly dampened from the pre-come leaking from his head.

"You are so hot when you get angry, love. Suck me and I promise I wont complain from here on out," Ron stated while freeing his engorged member. It twitched as Hermione's gaze lowered to the red flesh, glistening and begging for her tongue to lap it up.

"You know, this scenario is a lot how Hugo was conceived," Hermione whispered playfully while dropping to her knees somewhat awkwardly due to the weight of the baby.

Ron groaned at the wanton act, not noticing the hitch in Hermione's movement. "Can't help it, you're absolutely gorgeous when you're ma-ad," Ron whimpered as Hermione took his prick in her mouth, pulling the skin back to suck at the exposed head of Ron's cock.

"Mmm, 'Mione," Ron moaned while threading his hands through Hermione's hair, massaging her scalp. Hermione sighed and the vibrations sent tremors through Ron's body. "Just like that, love,"

Ron made the unfortunate mistake to look down just as Hermione's mouth was sucking the flesh right back into her wicked mouth. Hermione looked up, eyes blown almost black with lust and moaned. Bloody hell, Ron thought almost coming right on the spot.

Five minutes later the couple walked out of their flat hand in hand wearing identical grins, hands clasped together.

"Do I even want to know," Harry asked with trepidation.

"I just showed Ron how benefiting this vacation would be the muggle way and he decided it wasn't so bad after all," Hermione answered casually, getting inside the car.

Harry looked at Ron with a sly grin, "That's not the only thing she showed you aye, mate,"

"Oh, she's not done demonstrating just how benefiting this trip will be," Ron answered with a wink getting into the front seat, turning on the car. Harry laughed while shaking his head as he made his way towards his friends' flat to house sit. "I wonder if I can show Ginny how benefiting airplanes are now that she's pregnant with Albus," Harry added as an after thought.


I swear I didn't intend for this to turn into porn but we all know my mind is always in the gutter.

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