"Mr. Horne, why did you strike Agent Cooper?"

"Your honour, when I knocked on his door this morning, the conversation went like this…"

"Good morning Mr. Horne. Anything I can for you?"

"Nobody's seen Audrey for over 24 hours, have you any ideas?"

"It's okay, she's in my shower"

"What's she doing in your shower?"

"Having one, I believe"

"Don't be flippant – what is she doing in there?"

"Well, she spent the night in my room."

"I see. Is there something I should know, Agent Cooper?"

"She's no longer a virgin, Ben."

"And that's when I hit him, your honour."