Letters From A Special Edition: Merry Christmas From A
Disclaimer: All characters belong to Sara Shepard. I do not own the poem, "Twas the Night Before Christmas."
Date: November 27, 2011
Happy holiday, my lovely liars!
I just wanted to send you this little Christmas gift from me to you. Ah, you don't have to say anything. I know you love me.
I bet you girls thought that you could just sit around tonight and sing "Silent Night." I bet you thought that you could just get your little presents and drink hot coca. I bet you had the nerve to think that Santa Claus was coming tonight.
Sweethearts, I got news for you.
None, of that is happing tonight.
None, none, none!
Listen here, my pretty little liars, I've got a story to tell.
Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house, people were hiding all of their dirty secrets. All was not quite, for liars where about. Children dreamed of not telling the truth. The stocking were hung by beautiful girls who had an ugly secret, more than one in fact. They had hopes that Saint Nicholas would be there soon, before he found out of all the evil they did.
And put coal in their stockings. Cause that's what bad people get.
They were all bedded down with dreams of me dancing through their heads. They were begging dear A not tell all that she knows. Ali had just settled down in her grave or has she? None of that tonight, for Santa Claus was coming tonight.
When out on the rooftop, there rose such a clatter. My pretty little liars rose to see what was the matter. They were all hoping that it was little ole me coming to spill their naughtiness.
The moon was full on the newly fallen snow. No black shadows were to be seen. Looking around quite madly, you see, when a sight come about. Why it was a sleigh with eight tiny reindeer!
Ha, bet you thought I was going to mess that line up.
Laugh, that was funny.
Still not laughing, huh?
"Now Dasher! now, Dancer! now, Prancer and Vixen! On, Comet! On, Cupid! on, on Donner and Blitzen! To the top of the porch! to the top of the wall! Now dash away! Dash away! Dash away all!" Santa Claus called.
Yeah, you'd better dash away reindeer before the liars see you.
Santa Claus stopped in front of the window where the liars were. He looked at them and made a sick face. "No toys for you girls."
The liars looked at him. "Why not?" they inquired.
"You've been naughty," Santa Claus replied.
The liars don't response.
"How so?" the liars inquire.
Santa Claus glared at them and throws them my letters.
The liars look at the letters, then at him.
Santa Claus reached into his bag. "But I have something for you."
The liars faces light up.
And Santa Claus through them each a lump of coal.
"MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT!" Santa Claus yelled as he disappeared. Sigh...That was a good story.
Well, have a Merry Christmas, ladies, and be extra naughty. Remember this...A is sees you when you're sleeping...A knows when you're awake...A knows if you've been bad or good...So be a bad for A's sake...So, you'd better watch out...You'd better cry...You'd better pout...I'm trying you why! Cause A is coming to town!
I'll see you next year.
PS: Happy Holidays to everyone! See ya' next year!