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Thad: Mwahahahahaha! Those scrawny peasants are mine!

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David: Do I even want to know?

Thad: I have exacted my painful revenge.
David: On Jeff and Nick?
Thad: Yes.
David: Ah.

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Wes: AH MY FELLOW COUNCIL MEMBERS I COME BEARING AN IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT!

David: Would it kill you to actually talk to me? We're in the same room!

Wes: ... No, because then Thad wouldn't know.

David: ... Damn.

Wes: Logic outs! So, as I was saying. I have decided that we will be singing Vienna, by Billy Joel, and

Lucky Day, by Nicola Roberts for our concert at the caring home on Friday.

Thad: Are you sure Lucky Day is suitable for people of that age?

Wes: Don't discriminate against the elderly Thad. Now, what were you saying about Niff?

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Trent: Can I ask why Nick and Jeff are covered in feathers and hanging from the roof of the canteen?

Thad: My revenge.

Trent: Hey that's reminded me. I need to enact revenge on Niff too.

Wes: Just don't break them, I want Nick to sing Vienna.

Trent: Can I break them a little tiny bit?

Wes: Well...

David: NO!

Trent: You don't control me.

Wes: No, but Mr Bang Bang can do some damage.

Trent: Fine. You win. THIS ONE.

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Nick: Thad I have feathers in places feather should never go.

David: Too much information.

Wes: Where's Jeff?

David: Yeah. Seeing one of you without the other is creepy. It's like Fred and George. You can't say Nick without saying Jeff.

Nick: Well you can't say Wes without saying David.

Wes: Someone's defensive.

Nick: Someone's covered in feathers. And it's not you.

Wes: Poor Nickykins.

David: Er, Wes, are you feeling alright?

Wes: Fine and dandy, thanks for asking.

Nick: This isn't over Thad. Watch your back, and don't close your eyes, because when you least expect it we will get our revenge. And then you will wish that ours had been as innocent as feathers and a net.

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Trent: I don't know what's creepier – Nick's speech, or the fact that they're not on at the same time.

Jeff: I was in the shower, Nick is in the shower now.

Wes; TOO MUCH INFORMATION!
Jeff: Your face is too much information.
Wes: Your mom is too much information.
Jeff: Your gavel is too much information.
Wes: *gasp* YOU DARE INSULT MR BANG BANG!
David: Back away Jeff. Wes, calm down.
Wes: YOU ARE HENCEFORTH NO LONGER A WARBLER!
Jeff: You can't do that

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Blaine: Figured I'd say hi.
Wes: BLAINE TELL HIM!
David: Don't tell him!
Wes: TRAITOR! ONLY MR BANG BANG UNDERSTANDS ME!

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David: I'm so worried for his sanity right now. He's on the bed crying, and hugging the gavel. I'm going to go comfort him.

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Blaine: Sometimes I wonder why I'm friends with them.
Nick: WE HAVE ALL THE RIGHT FRIENDS IN ALL THE RIGHT PLACES SO YEAH WE'RE GOING DOWN!
Jeff: ALL THE RIGHT MOVES AND ALL THE RIGHT FACES, SO YEAH WE'RE GOING DOWN!
Blaine: Hello to you too.
Nick: Hello my darling Blaine-kins. And how is your mother?
Blaine: ... Fine... Why...?
Jeff: BAHAHAHAHAHA
Blaine: You two worry me.
Trent: I'M STILL HERE!
Nick: Urgh. Look what the cat dragged in.
Jeff: I know it's disgusting.
Nick: Ewww, that's gross!
Blaine: You guys have a cat?
Nick: ... *shifty eyes* No...
Jeff: We have a possum that is shaped like a cat.
Trent: I thought you were talking about me...

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Nick: ...
Jeff: ...
Trent: ...
Thad: ...
Blaine: ...
Trent: I'm just gonna come out and say what we're all thinking. What.
Nick: The.
Jeff: Actual.
Thad: Hell?
Blaine: David, you're supposed to make sure this sort of crazy doesn't happen!

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Wes: Say hello to Mr Bang Bang please.
Trent: It's a gavel, Wes.
Wes: IT'S MORE THAN A GAVEL! IT'S MY BEST FRIEND FOREVER!

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David: ... Charming.
Wes: Apart from you Davy. You're my lifepartner.
Nick: And you wonder why we think you're gay.

David: Takes one to know one.
Thad: CAN WE TALK ABOUT THE GIANT POLKADOTTED ELEPHANT IN THE ROOM?
Mr Bang Bang: Hello all.

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Wes: How very rude.

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Blaine: Looks like it's just you and me, Mr Bang Bang. ... Oh God.

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Reviews would be much appreciated. I was thinking of bringing Kurt in...?