Hello, how are you feeling today? I might as well ask you now, especially if you're English, Jewish, Muslim, Buddhist, a Democrat, or even a Christian yourself, because you're going to need some politeness to get you through the following fanfiction. I did not write this myself, all credit goes to Thomas Finnegan William Brown.


Believer in Christ: Hello Jesus! Please tell me you mean Jesus Luz.
Jesus: Hello my son. LUKE, I AM YOUR FATHER!
Believer in Christ: Am I saved by writing this story. Are you saved by writing crappy fanfiction about a well-loved series with absolutely no Satanic undertones? HmmJesus Luz and I will have to think about that.
Jesus: Yes my son. *buzz* WRONG!
Believer in Christ: Good. Now should I go hunt down those Satanists.
Jesus: Yes my son. Forgetting the whole Jesus Luz thing, isn't Jesus of Nazareth supposed to be a very peace-loving person?
Disclaimer: I do not own the Bible, God does Actually, God didn't write the bible himselfprophets did. I will not feel sorry for using Percy Jackson YOU SHOULD as it is evil and should not have a disclaimer. Even though this is fanfiction for Percy Jackson, not the bible.

Whatever. I'll just do it myself- Thomas Brown does not own Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and neither do I. Rick Riordan does.

Chapter Title- Being Together The Army

Pride goeth before destruction, and an haughty spirit before a fall. -Proverbs 16:18

Is that another insult to homosexuals?

I am Jerry Seinfeld? and I am a prayer warrior. I am a servent of the lord Which one? and will do anything to get rid of evil Gods. Lately the Satanic leader Percy Jackson has taken over much of the land, along with his Satanic Army and his girlfriend whore. She has sex with other people just to get Satanic money.So now there's a currency for every branch of faith?

That means that I have to get an army together of Christians, so that we can defeat the servents of Satan, and defeat his evil puppets, the false greek gods, who are in fact a lie created by Satan to poison people`s mind. So let me get this straight- Satan created the Greek (with a capital G)gods, who have distinct bodies and personalities, as a lie to poison the minds of people who lived about three thousand years ago, a thousand years before the birth of Christ? Okay.

Take heed to thyself that thou be not snared by following them, after that they be destroyed from before thee; and that thou enquire not after their gods, saying, How did these nations serve their gods? even so will I do likewise. – Deuteronomy 12:30

"Hello my fellow Christian" I told Mary, who is named after Jesus`s Mother. I and her are not dating, if you Satanic scum think that there is something Satanic going on So now teenage love is Satanic?. We are dating DECIDE!, but we are not having Sex until we get married. But because we are 15, it means that it is going to be while before we do such a thing Three years, minimum. Big deal.

"Yes Jerry, how are you. Have you been doing the lord`s biddings?" she asked me. I nodded my head and then she took out the bible and we read the first Chapter of Genesis which version? I'm genuinely interested, which is about the the creation of the world. We talk about how God was so good that he was kind to create a great world as we live in.

He that answereth a matter before he heareth it, it is folly and shame unto him. -Proverbs 18:13

Then we discuss about how Satan had poisoned the world by inventing false gods such as Zeus and Venus who is incidentally Roman, not Greek, who were sex gods lightning and love respectively, actually, which is against the Ten commandments Untrue. The Ten Commandments state that you must not commit adultery or covet your neighbour's wife, but it says nothing about intercourse between two people who are not romantically or legally attached to other people.

"I need an Army to defeat the evil leader Percy Jackson" I asked her How is that a question?. I wanted an army so that I could defeat this Satanist and his ungodly army. This is America which is a Christian nation What happened to "with liberty and justice for ALL"?, so Satanist, athesit, hindu, muslims, buddhist, and any other non-god fearing people, who worshiped false gods He's including Islam in that list?Does he realize that Allah, in his most basic form, is more or less the same as the Christian God-a single, just, omnipotent being that created the world, should not be allowed in this God fearing Nation. We must get rid of them, and make them slaves, if they agree to being a fellow Christian. Once they truly believe in God and his son, Jesus, then would we release them to bring glory to God and his son Isn't He glorious enough?. If they still did not believe, we would burn then, just as their fellow Satanist did when they refused to worship our lord Jesus Christ. "I want to bring Glory to God"

Their bows also shall dash the young men to pieces; and they shall have no pity on the fruit of the womb; their eyes shall not spare children.-Isaiah 13:18

"Then I will show you my Christian friends. You will not find an ungodly one among them. There are as clean as you can get them except for the slaughtering of innocents, and all that jazz" she told me. She had a her hair tied back so that it would not get in her and not look like a Satanic whore. She also made sure that her skirt did not show any of her legs, or else it would be a sin for a man such as myself you're 15 to look at it.So according to him, all podiatrists must die.

And that was when I got message that a follower of the Satanic leader Percy Jackson. He was there to force people in believing in false gods that made their followers get naked and perform Satanic killings.

Also thou shalt not approach unto a woman to uncover her nakedness, as long as she is put apart for her uncleanness. -Leviticus 18:19

But the prophet, which shall presume to speak a word in my name, which I have not commanded him to speak, or that shall speak in the name of other gods, even that prophet shall die. -Deuteronomy 18:20

So I went down stair to face the false prophet. He was a believer in false nature gods, such as Pan, who is Satan in disguise. He had big Satanic GOAT!horns, so that everyone that was Christian could tell that he was a Satanist.I thought he'd mistake Pan for the Wiccan god of lustI guess he's poorly informed about everything, not just books by Rick Riordan, world history, human anatomy, and his own religion.

"Believe in my god Pan" said the Satyr. "I am Grover and I am servent of Pan and Satan, who are great gods. They are better then God and Jesus"Jesus isn't a god. He is a self-labelled Messiah.

He that sacrificeth unto any god, save unto the LORD only, he shall be utterly destroyed. -Exodus 22:20

So to defeat this Satanic scum, me, Mary and one of her Christian friends that was there, her name was Ruth GRAMMAR, prayed to God and our lord Jesus Christ, to bring down this false prophet. And behold, a group of locus came from the heavens and ate Grover alive. No part of his body, other then his guts and his brains, was left. No even his bones remained. That's an image

And the LORD said unto Moses, Stretch out thine hand over the land of Egypt for the locusts, that they may come up upon the land of Egypt, and eat every herb of the land, even all that the hail hath left. -Exodus 10:12

So we brought glory to God. We killed a sheep so that we can say thanks to God. Then we went back church and prayed some more. We read the Bible and how Paul convert many people to God. Then Mary`s friends came and we made them members of the Order of the Prayer Warriors.

Their children also shall be dashed to pieces before their eyes; their houses shall be spoiled, and their wives ravished. -Isaiah 13:16

Believers in Christ: Thank you for read this and I hope you have turn to the glory of God and his eternal son Jesus Christ, the greatest thing to ever happen to this earth. May all that read this be save. Ah, but I believe I must first save you from the abyss of bad grammar and spelling. Seriously. You make Tara Gilesbie look like Shakespeare.
Jesus: You done me well son. Somehow, I feel like that's a direct quote from "The Help".
Believer in Christ: Thank you my lord for giving me live and allow me to write this. Amen. May God strike your hands with divine lightning to prevent you from ever writing again. Amen.