Check187: I Know I've said I would try to skip the canon parts, but I kinda have to with the chunin exams because I have plans.
Anyways... on with the fic.
Bitches love canon...tis a joke ladies and gentlemen
The next day at training ground 44...
Naruto and Ino had both arrived early to the place, but they weren't the only ones there. They both had the same thing in mind when they arrived, but they couldn't risk getting caught especially with so many genin squads waiting for their next challenge.
"Nice place," Naruto said as he admired the giant trees.
"This is the location for the second phase of the chunin exam. It's the 44th training ground, but we call it the forest of death," Anko said smugly.
"Forest of death?" Naruto repeated more to himself than to anybody else.
"This whole place just completely creeps me out," Sakura said.
"Heh, It should. They call it the forest of death and soon enough your gonna find out why," Anko responded.
"Bah! You don't scare me. I can handle anything," Naruto said pointing a finger at her.
"So, we got ourselves a tough guy," Anko said with a smile before she narrowed her eyes and disappeared.
Anko had thrown a kunai, grazing Naruto's cheek. He hadn't known what happened until she was right behind him.
'Fast,' Naruto thought.
"You tough enough to handle this? You're not afraid are you?" Anko asked holding his bleeding cheek with the hand that had snaked its way around his shoulder.
"Tough guys like you usually leave blood all over this forest," Anko said licking his blood making him shiver slightly.
"Maybe, but it won't be mine," Naruto responded. With a little distraction from the grass ninja that had approached them from behind, Naruto was able to escape her grasp.
"I was just returning your kunai," the grass ninja said, somehow able to speak while hold said kunai in his abnormally large tongue.
"Why thank you grass ninja... You know, I really only recommend you stand this close behind me if you wish to reach a premature end," Anko said grabbing her kunai.
"My pardon. With the sight of blood and your blade slicing through my hair, I became a little excited. I meant you no harm," the grass shinobi said turning around and returning to his team.
"Like wise," Anko said.
'I thought the forest was creepy, but these guys are even creepier," Sakura thought.
'I wonder if I could do that with my tongue," Naruto thought.
"Seems like everyone here today is quick tempered. Must be something in the air. This is gonna be fun," Anko said with a smirk
'Quick tempered? Your the one who threw the kunai at me,' Naruto thought accusingly, but he would not dare say it out loud.
Meanwhile, a short distance away with Ino and her team...
"Hey Ino you ok?" Shikamaru asked immediately regretting it. Why did he have to open his big mouth.
"Just fine," Ino said with her fists clenched and shaking.
'Ok don't poke the bear. You got away Scott free for now. Just leave her alone,' Shikamaru thought slowly getting closer to Choji who instinctively took out a bag of chips at Ino's sudden mood change.
'I can't believe she touched him like that. She licked him! She fucking licked him!' Ino was entirely pissed. Her hair was beginning to wave a little.
"Grrr," Ino growled making her teammates back away slowly.
'I want to lick him. I want to do so much more. Its not fair,' Ino thought with a pout as her anger slowly died down into sadness.
"Hmph," Ino had crossed her arms with determination.
'We are gonna do so many things when this is over. You may have licked him, but you can never make him feel as good as I can,' Ino thought with prideful smirk.
"Now before we begin this test I have something to hand out to you all. Its just a standard consent form. Before you take the test, all of you are gonna have read over this form and then sign it," Anko said holding a stack of papers.
"What for?" Naruto asked.
"Some of you may not come back from this test and I have to get your consent to that risk. Other wise it would be my responsibility," Anko said laughing towards the end at such a ridiculous notion.
Not many of the genins found that statement funny. It was a life and death situation. Everything had just gotten that much more serious.
"Now I'll explain what you'll be doing on this test..." Anko began as she explained the test.
Some time later...
After all was said and done and the scrolls were passed out, each team had gone towards a different gate to enter the forest. They were all ready for the next exam.
"All right maggots listen up. The second part of the chunin exams have begun," Anko yelled.
With team seven...
"Um could you guys wait up? I gotta go to the restroom," Naruto said holding his groin.
"Uggh hurry up, would you?" Sasuke said slightly annoyed.
"Fine. Whatever. Let me just look for a bush or something," Naruto said also getting slightly irritated by Sasuke's attitude.
A few moments of relief and Naruto was back.
"Phew! That was a lot. I wrote my whole name-"
Naruto was cut off by Sasuke's punch, sending him flying towards a tree.
"Sasuke. Why would you hit Naruto?" Sakura asked a little scared from the sudden action.
"Yeah what the hell was that all about-"
Naruto was cut off again as he saw Sasuke about to kick his face. He rolled over to the side while Sasuke used his already planted feet to jump off the tree. Their squabble had paused for the moment.
"Better watch out Sakura. I think Sasuke's gone crazy," Naruto said.
In that moment Sakura drew her kunai out too. She realized it wasn't Naruto. Naruto didn't have the cut on his cheek.
"Yeah you wish, I just struck before you could," Sasuke said as he charged in. Sakura following soon after.
As "Naruto" blocked Sasuke's kunai strike, Sakura had thrown a kick to his chest making him stumble backwards.
"Talk! What have you done with Naruto," Sakura said in her battle stance.
"What do you mean? I am Naruto," the fake Naruto said.
"Then wheres the cut on your cheek? I guess you didn't know the real Naruto got a cut on his face before the test. Your transformation is worse than Naruto's. Tell me who you are," Sasuke said accusingly.
"Alright you got me. So what? I'm still gonna take your scroll. Now hand it over or else," The enemy genin threatened while he dispelled his jutsu.
"So, which one of you has the scroll," he asked.
"Fine then, I guess I'll just have to take you both out," The genin said before charging at them.
Sasuke jumped up and began his array of handsigns.
'Fire style: Phoenix flower jutsu' Sasuke thought as he threw a few fire balls at the genin.
The genin had dodged all of them and charged at Sasuke. They clashed with their kunai and jumped back to avoid any other plans of attack the other had.
"HEY! Get me out of this," Naruto shouted from his tied up state on the ground gaining Sasuke's attention.
'Little idiot,' Sasuke thought before throwing a kunai to the edge of the ropes, effectively loosing them up.
"Thank you," Naruto said with an up beat attitude.
"Better keep your mind on the game," The genin said with confidence as he threw several knives at Sasuke.
Sasuke was able to take cover from the knives behind the branch of a tree, until he noticed a paper bomb.
"GaH!" Sasuke shouted feeling the blunt end of the explosion. He was barely able to land on a kneeling position.
"Sorry, this is one test you fail. Now hand over the scroll or you die," the genin said his kunai inches away from Sasuke.
"Sasuke!" Sakura shouted, distracting the genin while Naruto threw his kunai at the genin from behind. The genin was able to dodge as he took a big leap in the air.
"Oh no you don't," Naruto said jumping after him. He was cut off from his attack as a kunai zipped right by him. The genin was able to dodge that, but he wasn't able to dodge Sasuke as he impaled the genin's chest with another kunai. Sasuke's Sharingan eyes were flaring as he did so.
"Are you alright?" Sakura asked.
"Don't just stand there Sakura. Chances are this guy is not alone. Watch out. The others could strike at any second now," Sasuke warned.
"I wish. I came alone so as not to arouse suspicion," The genin said as he pushed himself away from Sasuke and retreated.
'So much for him... for now,' Naruto thought.
"That proves that we can't just trust appearances. We have to come up with a way of knowing that each of us is who we say we are and not some impostor using a transformation jutsu," Sasuke said.
"How about a password?" Sakura suggested.
"Sounds like a good idea. What kind of password," Naruto asked.
"A secret one. Something known only to the three of us and don't trust anyone who doesn't know it. Ok listen closely, because I only wanna say this once..." Sasuke said as he recited the password.
"You got one a little shorter?" Naruto asked.
"No, Naruto. That's it," Sasuke said calmly.
"What's wrong? Were you able to memorize it?" Sakura asked.
"Yeah sure. I got it. I got it. No problem. I just thought it was going to be a password not a pass-speech," Naruto said.
"Alright then I'll take the scroll," Sasuke said.
"Wait a minute Sasuke I-"
Naruto was cut off by a sudden sting on his cheek. He had felt the wind before his teammates had. They had to shield themselves from the strong gust of wind that had suddenly sprung forth. Unfortunately, the wind had pushed them all and separated them.
Sasuke took cover under a bush as the wind died down. He heard a rustling behind him, so he turned immediately.
"Sakura!" Sasuke said a little startled.
"Sasuke, what was that?-"
"Stay there first answer the question. When does a ninja strike?" Sasuke asked holding a kunai up in defense starting the beginning of the password.
Sakura answered with the rest of it.
"Good," Sasuke said lowering the kunai.
"Heey! You guys ok?" Naruto asked.
"Don't come any closer. What's the password?" Sasuke asked.
"oh sure, no problem..." Naruto said as he recited the password perfectly.
Sakura breathed a sigh a of relief knowing it was the real Naruto. Sasuke smirked knowing the opposite, so he threw a kunai at Naruto making Sakura worry again. Naruto was able to dodge the kunai as he dived to the side.
"What was that? You could have killed me!" Naruto shouted from.
"Gotta hand it to you, you're quicker than the last one," Sasuke said.
"What are you talking about? What was wrong with that? He just got the password right, word for word," Sakura said getting mad because Sasuke had attacked Naruto when he did nothing wrong.
"Exactly. That's what's wrong," Sasuke said.
"huh," was the reply of both Sakura and Naruto.
"You really think Naruto could memorize all that and get it word for word? Not the Naruto I know," Sasuke said.
"Y-you've got a point," Sakura said not exactly happy that Sasuke had insulted Naruto.
"Besides, you saw the way this guy moved when he dodged my attack. That was definitely not a Naruto move. Alright, come out who ever you are," Sasuke said smugly.
With Naruto (The real one)...
"Uggh," he groaned.
He was upside down against a tree.
"Ok upsy-daisy," He said as he rolled over onto his side.
A tall shadow had cast over Naruto. He dared not look up as he began sweating, but his curiosity got the better of him and he slowly lifted up his head.
"Oh my fuck... thats... that's... that's a huge bitch," Naruto said out loud at the giant snake.
There they were. Still. Not moving until the snake decided to strike. Naruto dodged the snake, jumping up in the air, but he wasn't able to dodge it a second time as the snake swallowed him whole.
'I can't believe it. I got eaten by a giant motherfucking snake. There's no way I can give up no. That's it! I'm gonna get out of here weather slither-puss likes it or not,' Naruto thought with determination.
"Shadow clone jutsu!" He shouted from within the belly of this beast.
The snake inflated up until it couldn't inflate anymore and the Naruto's burst out. The real Naruto walked up to the snake's head.
"You piece. Of. Shit. Try to eat me will ya? Take. That. You. Mother. Fucker," Naruto said kicking the head of the snake in frustration with every punctuation.
Naruto decided that was enough and began looking for his team. As he jumped from tree to tree he noticed Sakura first, then Sasuke and then the weird genin who was stretching his body to reach the stunned Sasuke. He threw a few kunai blocking the genin from the path to Sasuke.
"Looks like I came just in time," Naruto said.
"Naruto!" Sakura shouted with joy and relief. Her face was filled with worry and she had some tear stained marks on her cheeks.
"So Naruto, you manage to get away from my friend. Well done," the genin said.
"Ok, whatever. You better slither back in your whole, before I make some boots out of you," Naruto said confidently.
'He doesn't know what that genin is capable of. He doesn't know what he's dealing with. He'll get us killed. I've got to do something,' Sasuke thought.
"Here! Take it. You can have the scroll. Take it and leave us in peace," Sasuke said.
"Very wise, very sensible," The genin said.
Sasuke tossed the scroll, but Naruto had caught it before it could reach the genin. Sasuke never realized the speed Naruto possessed.
"Stop being the hero Naruto. Just stay out of this and leave it to me-"
Naruto had thrown a punch to cut him off, launching Sasuke into another branch.
"Stupid fool. You don't know what you're doing!" Sasuke yelled in frustration.
"I may have forgotten the password, but I know who I am. You're the one I'm not so sure of. How do we know you are who you say you are," Naruto said looking at Sasuke dead in the eye.
"What do you mean Naruto. It has to be him," Sakura said.
"What sort of nonsense are you talking about. Its me you loser," Sasuke said growing impatient.
"Liar...Lair! You may look just like him, you may sound just like him, but there's no way you're the Sasuke I know. I don't care how tough a fight you've been through. Surrendering? Giving up the scroll? When did Sasuke become a coward? You keep saying I don't understand, but I do. You choked that's what it is," Naruto said hitting real close to home.
Sasuke had choked and he knew it. He was rendered immobile a couple of moments ago by the fear the genin had presented to him.
"Sad, but true. It doesn't matter. As far as the scroll goes, I can just simply kill you and take it," the genin said.
"Let's see you try it!" Naruto yelled.
And so the battle began...
End... for now.
Woot woot Omake time...
"Who are you?" Sasuke yelled.
"It doesn't matter who we are, what matters is our plan," Bane ah I mean the genin said.
"What's your plan?" Sasuke asked.
"You should have respected my authoritah," the genin said.
"Your what?" Sasuke asked.
"Dude... I am your father," the genin said taking exaggerated breaths.
"What? Ok this has gotten way out of hand," Sasuke said.
"The force ... is strong... with this one," the genin said.
"Yeah, I'm out of here," Sasuke said dropping his kunai and walking away.
End of omake... for now
Check187: So yeah I hope you've enjoyed this chapter. Not much to say except I'm gonna get a ps4 Woot woot!
 - Kinda like a post supersayan. Right before they turn blonde and start wrecking shit. That's what it looked like.
 - in other words, shit just got real.
So who's your favorite super hero from both DC and Marvel? Then who's your favorite hero from DC? From Marvel? Who's your favorite comic book character of all time, not manga just comic book. Then your favorite villain. I'll give you an example that is true.
Out of DC and Marvel I have to say spiderman. Out of just DC maybe batman. Out of marvel besides spiderman the hulk. Favorite character DeadPool, he's not exactly a hero or a villain so that's why I said character.
Favorite villain out of both would have to be the Joker. Favorite villain from DC besides the joker would be Deathstroke. I have four favorite villains from Marvel and they are VENOM, Carnage, the red skull and Loki. oh man they're awesome.
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