A/N: This goes along with my 'The Night Before Christmas: Lab Style' that I wrote last year. This one was harder to come up with than last year's! None the less I hope everyone likes it.


On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me a finger in a nest

On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me two Common Buzzards

And a finger in a nest

On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me three American Crows

Two Common Buzzards

And a finger in a nest

On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me four Petri dishes

Three American Crows

Two Common Buzzards

And a finger in a nest

On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me five dancing phalanges

Four Petri dishes

Three American Crows

Two Common Buzzards

And a finger in a nest

On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me six maggots a feasting

Five dancing phalanges

Four Petri dishes

Three American Crows

Two Common Buzzards

And a finger in a nest

On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me seven sea chimps a swimming

Six maggots a feasting

Five dancing phalanges

Four Petri dishes

Three American Crows

Two Common Buzzards

And a finger in a nest

On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me eight interns cataloging evidence

Seven sea chimps a swimming

Six maggots a feasting

Five dancing phalanges

Four Petri dishes

Three American Crows

Two Common Buzzards

And a finger in a nest

On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me nine skeletons dancing

Eight interns cataloging evidence

Seven sea chimps a swimming

Six maggots a feasting

Five dancing phalanges

Four Petri dishes

Three American Crows

Two Common Buzzards

And a finger in a nest

On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me ten lawyers lurking

Nine skeletons dancing

Eight interns cataloging evidence

Seven sea chimps a swimming

Six maggots a feasting

Five dancing phalanges

Four Petri dishes

Three American Crows

Two Common Buzzards

And a finger in a nest

On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me eleven piping pies

Ten lawyers lurking

Nine skeletons dancing

Eight interns cataloging evidence

Seven sea chimps a swimming

Six maggots a feasting

Five dancing phalanges

Four Petri dishes

Three American Crows

Two Common Buzzards

And a finger in a nest

On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me twelve dapper dandelions

Eleven piping pies

Ten lawyers lurking

Nine skeletons dancing

Eight interns cataloging evidence

Seven sea chimps a swimming

Six maggots a feasting

Five dancing phalanges

Four Petri dishes

Three American Crows

Two Common Buzzards

And a finger in a nest


So, how was it?