I don't Own Twilight…duh
AN: This is a part of my Christmas series of one shots or mini stories. Enjoy
A Special Gift for a Sad Girl
Chap1: Rooftop Revelations
"No Seth I said move it to the left unless you want Rudolf to fall off of the roof!"-I yelled up to Seth who called himself decorating the roof…not.
It was the day after Thanksgiving and all through La Push every creature was stirring in their home and in their bush…a bush, what the hell?
"Who is that?"-I said in the direction of the bush on the side of the house that was shaking before dumb, dumber, and dumbest came trotting out in their wolf forms.
"What the hell are you three idiots doing here? Seth, for the last time to the left!"-I sighed shaking my head. It was bad enough I had to deal with Seth's incompetence for directions now these three are here probably to eat up the refrigerator.
"You want to climb up here and do it yourself since you know so much about decorating houses? It's not like Santa is bringing you any gifts anyway."-Seth grumbled while moving Rudolf…to the right yet again. I swear one of these days…
"Yeah Leah Santa won't be bringing you any presents because you've been a naughty girl."-Jacob said winking at me, coming from behind the house pulling his shirt on; I glared at him.
"Oh yeah, and how exactly would you know?"- I popped my hip out and crossed my arms while raising my eyebrow challenging him. He slowly stalked towards me like a predator and I his prey then wrapped his arms around my waist, pulling me flush against him then slowly leaned down leaning towards my lips before turning and whispering in my ear.
"Because you're always around me and you're a girl…well sort of, so you have to have had at least one naughty thought a day about me which makes you a very very naughty girl."-he said as he ever so lightly brushed his lips over my ear. I felt a lustful shiver run down my spine, but stopped it before it became noticeable, but I think he might have noticed because he smirked and did it again eliciting the same reaction.
Smug bastard! Yes I am a girl not sort of and yes I may have had a stray fantasy or twenty, but I sure as hell wasn't going to tell him that. Oh he wanted to go there - we'll go there. I rubbed my body closer to him while I grabbed a fist full of his shirt and pulled him down to my face, impossibly close, and his breath caught. I leaned in to whisper in his ear.
"Yes I am always around you, but I've also seen you naked, so any fantasy that starts is abruptly cut…short."-I said the last bit while pulling back and looking down at his crotch smirking. His face was flushed and he looked embarrassed and aroused at the same time. Ha, take that bitch! Quil and Embry barked out laughter and Seth chuckled, but still looked a little disgusted that his sister was saying such things…while still putting Rudolf on the right! I looked back down at his crotch then up at him sighing.
"Short and unsatisfied. It's a shame that even in a fantasy you still can't satisfy a woman. That must be why Bella chose popsicle dick over you."- I said backing away with a smirk on my face while his face turned from red from embarrassment to red from slight anger. The guys stopped laughing, but tried to hide their chuckles, which is hard to do in wolf form. Lazy asses don't even feel like phasing back to freeload. Jacob crossed his arms and glared down at me.
"That's funny Sam said the same thing."- I froze and my breath got stuck in my throat as traitorous tears sprang to my eyes from pain and anger, but I refused to shed one tear; after all I brought up Bellatard first. Jacob looked, dare I say it, pained at my reaction. Embry and Quill phased back and stood by the door quietly waiting to see what would happen. I squared my shoulders and raised my chin, but before I could say anything Seth interrupted.
"Hey, both of you knock it off before neither one of you gets anything from Santa!"-he exclaimed from his perch on the roof. Jacob and I looked at each other in confusion and I silently wondered why Seth has been bringing up Santa all day before something dawned on me and I spun around to look at him.
"Um Seth, do you still believe in Santa Claus?"-I asked him cautiously because this couldn't be the case…right? The guys burst out laughing like I was trying to make fun of Seth or something, but I was dead serious. Jake turned to me chuckling and shaking his head.
"What? Leah come on of cou-"Jacob started, but was cut off by Seth.
"Duh, of course I do Leah."-he said as he shook his head and he had the nerve to say it as if I was the crazy one. Everything fell silent as we all looked at each other then at Seth multiple times, not believing our ears or knowing what to do.
AN: Hey guys! Well this story came to be actually by accident and it was supposed to be a one shot, but just like Poisonous Cereal I wrote so much it wound up a multi chap mini story. I guess that's a good thing because I prefer multi chaps anyway. Anywho I hope you like it! Merry Christmas :)