Hey guys! Ever wonder what a day in Harry Potter's world would be like? What about a really crazy and - hopefully - funny day? Here is a one shot OOC fic with NO plot whatsoever!

Ginny: HEY HARRY!
Harry: *groan*
Ron: HEY HARRY!
Harry: Go away!
Hermione: HEY HARRY!
Harry: Lemme sleep!
Neville: HEY HARRY!
Harry: Oh my god!
Luna: Hey Harry!
Harry: Hey Luna *smile*
Draco: Hello Potter
Harry: WTF? Malfoy?
Voldemort: Well, well, well. The boy who lived.
Harry: VOLDY! You came! I missed you!
Ginny: Harry? You didn't miss ME?
Harry: No Ginny. Go away, you're ugly.
Ginny runs away crying.
Ron: Don't call my sister ugly!
Harry: Why not? It's true.
Ron: *sigh* I know. She's so annoying.
Hermione: And helpless.
Dumbledore: And stupid.
Neville: And strange.
Luna: And fluffy. Wait, who are we talking about again?
Sirius: Did someone say... MAGICAL FLYING UNICORNS?
Ron: No.
Sirius: Oh.
Harry: SIRIUS! YOU'RE ALIVE!
Sirius: Of course I am.
The Joker: Why so serious, Sirius? MWAHAHAHA!
Batman: Shut up you stupid gay idiot.
Catwoman: Meow.
Draco: Omg. Catwoman is so sexy.
Neville: Draco, Catwoman is a guy.
Batman: I knew it the first time I saw your mustache, Catwoman!
Catwoman: DAMN IT!
Snape: I have cheese!
Everyone: KILL SNAPE FOR CHEEEEEEEEEEEEESE!
Hermione: NO! SNAPE! I have always loved you!
Ron: I knew it!
Luna: Can we still kill Snape?
Hermione: No!
Harry: But Hermione! He has cheese!
Hermione: Oh well in that case...
Everyone: YAY! MURDER SNAPE!
Snape flees, crying.
Voldy: You guys are so mean! You are making everyone cry!
Sirius: I WILL BRING MAGICAL FLYING UNICORNS AND BRING JOY TO THE WORLD!
Ron: Oh shut up!
Hermione: You guys are retarded. I'm finding Snape!
Hermione runs in a random direction.
Ron: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Harry: *sigh* What's wrong now?
Ron: My nail broke!
Ron starts sobbing and jumps out the window.
Hagrid: What 'er ye all doin' up 'ere?
Dumbledore: HAGRID! YOU'RE FIRED!
Hagrid: Damn it.
Hagrid stomps away crying.
Draco: I am going to become the KING OF BURGERS!
Harry: Burger King?
Draco: NO! The KING OF BURGERS.
Harry: So... Burger King.
Draco: KING OF BURGERS!
Harry: Yeah... That's what I said...
Draco: No, you said Burger King.
Harry: No. You did.
Draco: No I didn't!
Harry: You JUST did!
Draco: I HATE THINKING!
Draco storms off sobbing.
Voldemort
: Where did Batman go?
Dumbledore: Oh... That was Batman?
Voldemort: Yes...
Dumbledore: I thought he was a unicorn.
Harry: A UNICORN?
Sirius: YAY!
Dumbledore: I kinda gave him to Sirius, who locked him up. In a cage.
Sirius: YAY!
Voldy: IDIOT!
Dumbledore looks hurt and disapparates before he can start crying.
Sirius: IM COMING BATMAN!
Batman: You idiot. I'm right here. And I'm not a unicorn!
Sirius stares at him in shock and jumps into a rainbow as tears fall down his face.
Harry: WTF? A rainbow?
Cho Chang: Hi Harry.
Harry: ARGH!
Harry leaps on a broomstick and rides away in fear.
Cho Chang
: He's so dreamy.
Voldemort: How come Cho Chang's the only one with a last name? I want one!
Author: YOU DON'T HAVE A LAST NAME!
Voldemort: Yes I do! Riddle! As in… Tom Marvolo Riddle!
Author: Fine.
Voldemort Riddle: YAY!
Cho: Hey! Why am I only Cho now?
Voldemort Riddle: MWAHAHAHA!
Neville: Omg! I forgot I was still here!
Luna: Me too!
Voldemort Riddle: ARE YOU READY?
Everyone else that is still there for some reason: For what?
Voldemort Riddle: For... MY NEW COOKING SHOW!
Everyone: WTF?
Neville: I don't wanna die!
Luna: Voldemort Riddle, why do you have a cooking show?
Voldemort Riddle: MWAHAHAHA!
Voldemort murders everyone and destroys the world.
Voldemort: How come I'm Voldemort again?
Spock: I see an unidentifiable foreign object on our radar!
Kirk: *sigh* Not again. Kill it.
Voldemort: DAMN IT!
THE END *PLEASE REVIEW!*