I feel horrible for not updating in such a long time. I am embracing the fact that I don't have to got to school so... I just saw The Dark Knight Rises! I cried at two parts... and I am writing a story about it. Sooo... I also saw The Amazing Spiderman. Great movie also. I didn't cry during that. He... he. FAIL
Dick had been rubbing his temples trying desperately to soothe the overwhelming headache that was pounding vigorously in his skull. He honestly didn't understand how such an innocent dare went so wrong on so many levels. Wally came out of the bathroom about 5 minutes ago- thank GOD!- but kept eyeing Superboy and had his hands protectively on his red butt cheeks. Artemis was trying to get Wally out of his comatose state, with no avail so far. Superboy kept clenching and unclenching his right hand. His left hand had the Superboy voodoo doll in a death grip that probably would even scare Batman.
Don't even start on Zabrina. She was eyeing Superboy and writing down something in a book. Dick walked over to her. "What are you writing down?"
She shoved the book into his face and said. "Observing the rare Superboy, first time I've ever seen such a... hormonal species before; I mean, he's even more hormonal than me for crying out loud! And I am pretty hard to beat. Right Dick? I used to claim this title till that darn Superboy was created! It was mine, ALL MINE! And you know what? I want that title back," Know Dick was scared. Sure, Zabrina was pretty hormonal, and Superboy was quite hormonal, but he thought Superboy was more angry than hormonal.
The page Zabrina had filled up said:
THIS IS ZABRINA EVELINA CRINT REPORTING TO YOU POOR CITIZENS OF GOTHAM. I HAVE JUST SPOTTED A SUPERBOY... AND HE SEEMS TO BE VERY AGGRESSIVE. I WILL TRY NOT TO LET MY CURIOSITY GET THE BEST OF ME. EARLIER I SAW THE ASTONISHING SUPERBOY TRY TO KILL A WALLACE WEST; HE INJURED THE WALLACE WEST BUT DID NOT CATCH HIM. HE IS NOW STALKING HIS PREY, KNOWING THAT IT IS INJURED, VULNERABLE, AND SCARED. I MYSELF IS SCARED FOR THE WALLACE WEST. I WOULD BE QUITE SCARED TOO IF I KNEW A SUPERBOY WAS HOT ON MY TRAIL.
THE SUPERBOY MIGHT HAVE A HARDER TIME CATCHING THE WALLACE WEST, FOR A SPECIES NAMED ARTEMIS CROCK IS NURTURING HIS INJURIES. BUT IF HE DOESN'T HAVE A HARD TIME, HE COULD KILL TWO INNOCENT ANIMALS AND HAVE A BIG FEAST TONIGHT WITH OTHER SUPERBOYS. I HOPE THAT THERE ARE NO MORE SUPERBOYS OUT THERE.
THIS IS ZABRINA EVELINA CRINT, RISKING HER LIFE FOR YOU INNOCENT FOOLS OUT THERE WHO RELY ON YOUR TV TO TELL YOU EVERYTHING ABOUT THE WORLD AND ARE EITHER OBESS OR ON THE EDGE OF OBESITY, SIGNING OFF.
"Um... I don't think there are anymore Superboys out there. And, you sounded pretty mean, calling people fools and everything," Dick trailed off. "What do you have against fat people anyway?"
Zabrina looked at him. "I don't have anything against fat people. I thought that was what TV reporters were supposed to do..." Zabrina said as a confused look in her eyes replaced the pride.
"Insult people!" She narrowed her eyes as if asking what do you know about the news that I don't? She snatched back the journal and put it in her oversized jacket pocket. "I mean, that is what they do... right?" She said looking up at him and meeting his blue eyes.
"No, sometimes they don't even say signing off," Dick started. "Where did you even hear the term 'signing off'?"
"Apollo 13," She said. "Houston, we have a problem! Hehe... he... yeah." Zabrina awkwardly laughed. what about you Dick? Have you watched it?"
"Um... Bruce thinks I'll get um... ohidghwtf," Dick mumbled so quietly at the end not even Superboy could understand what he said.
"What? Speak clearly Dick!"
"BRUCE THINKS I'LL GET SCARED IF I WATCH APOLLO 13 BECAUSE I WATCHED IT WHEN I WAS TEN AND POOPED MYSELF AND COULDN'T SLEEP FOR 4 NIGHTS IN A ROW!" Dick said as his cheeks slowly began to turn red. Everyone in the room turned to look at Dick. Even Wally.
Superboy dropped the voodoo doll he was holding, both Artemis and Zabrina's mouth went slack, and Dick was too embarrassed to see his best friend's reaction.
"I watched Apollo 13 when I was like, 6. And by that age, I hadn't pooped anywhere but a toilet for like 2 years." Zabrina said. She softly put a hand on his shoulder and spoke softly to him. Her mannerisms reminded Dick of the way people would talk to you as if you watched both your parents fall to their death and you were an orphan. Phf, Dick never experienced that. "I'm so sorry buddy."
Dick hung his head in shame and said "S'not your fault..."
Just then Wally came out of his comatose state and started laughing and rolling on the floor. It was contagious. Soon everyone was rolling on the floor laughing besides Dick.
"Hey guys, don't you think this got a little out of hand? I mean... it's more sad and pathetic than funny." He wasn't surprised to see that no one heard him, but it still made him upset.
The door slammed open, and Ms. Crock rolled in. She narrowed her eyes dangerously. "Oprah is giving out gifts to her audience for Christmas. Not only am I upset that I'm not there... I'm upset that I can't hear a word she is saying! If you kids don't shut your faces, there will be consequences, trust me!"
"You think we laugh too much? Well you should hear the Joker. He's relentless!" Zabrina said. It seemed as though she had turned her common sense off.
"What did you just say to me child?"Ms. Crock said dangerously waving her pocket knife around, she had unsheathed her blade and was waving it around intimidatingly.
That got Zabrina's attention. "Um... nothing ma'am. Nothing at all, I was just telling Wally to stop saying how hot you are. I was telling him how disrespectful that is... right Wally?" Zabrina looked at Wally menacingly.
"Oh,no" Wally said as Ms. Crock dragged him by the ear, out the door.
"You just practically gave Wally a death sentence. He may not want to be friends with you anymore after this."
The 4 sidekicks gulp was audible at the same time.
Poor Wally, he just can never get his way huh? I love reviews, I write better chapters when I get some nice reviews!