A/N: Ohmigawd, i'm posting something that's NOT Naruto! o.O yes, very strange... this was spur of the moment after reading some funny crack putting into question Byakuya's gender, and that no one wins against Yachiru... 'Byakuya: He or She?' i suggest you read it too...

no, this actually has nothing to do with either of them though, i just wanted to write a one-shot, dealing with BLEACH, and maybe, slightly, sorta, kinda, touching on a pair i think could be really hot... highly improbably and totally out there, but once i got the idea of them together in my head, it just 'Clicked' so well, i can't drop it... hey, everyone gets at least 'ONE' crack-pairing to ship -.-

Dis: I have no idea who owns BLEACH, i'm serious, i really don't... but the song this is based off of is 'Closing Time' by SEMISONIC! which poped up and i got hooked on it... and hour later of it looping, i have this...

Enjoy!


Closing Time

The doors were all opened and everyone was going out into the world.

The dark lights went one over the heads of every Shinigami there.

"One last call for alcohol," said the barkeep, "So finish your Sake or Beer," he said as he started taking all the last minute orders.

The host was seeing people out, "You don't have to go home but you can't stay here…" he said calmly as he shooed the less sober members out.

The second squad captain laid her here head on the bar… -I know who I want to take me home…-

She looked over down the bar and found Izuru… -I know who he wants to take him home…-

In the far corner she could see Matsumoto… -I know who she wants to take her home…-

She could hear from the other side of the bar a rather drunk red-faced Kyouraku shout, "Nanao take me home!"

SoiFong thought about going back to her squad barracks, then back to the place where she was from.

She looked around the room, and saw it became more open as Hanatarou came and got his brother out along with the fourth squad Fukutaichou dragged her sister out along with several others…

Ukitake gathered up his jacket, and started dragging Kyouraku to the exit… while the barkeep said to Kira down the bar, "I hope you've found a friend," as he was lead out by Shuuhei…

The konoichi slammed her head on the bar as she thought about how every new beginning was another beginning's end…

She slammed her head on the bar again… -Yeah, I know who I want to take me home…-

Hitsugaya-Taichou walked over to his Lieutenant and practically picked her up while she smiled drunkenly… "I came to take you home…"

Eleventh squad's Yumichika was dragging a bottle-hugging Ikkaku… "Come on, I've come to take you home…"

The nearly drunk captain thought she was seeing things when a blur of pink latched itself to the second biggest guy there saying, "Ken-Chan take me home!"

SoiFong thought about all the places everyone was going back to, and all the places they were from…

All she could think about was the one person she wanted to take her home…

The one person she knew would never take her home…

She laid her head flat on the bar, sensing most everyone was gone; she whispered to herself "I want someone to take me home…"

A large figure came up to her right and put his soft, fluffy pawed hand on her shoulder, she looked up into his kind golden eyes, "I'll take you home…"

Second squad's captain was either too hammered or too depressed to say 'no' to Seventh squad's captain as he gently picked her up and set her on his back carrying her piggy-back style as he left the bar. SoiFong's arms were slung over his broad shoulders and her head unconsciously nuzzled into the fur on the back of his head. Her half-dizzy and drunk mind thinking it was a lot softer then a certain black cat…

Komamura smirked like the dog he was and started humming to himself a song he heard in the human world once as he walked around with SoiFong on his back in the cool night air, "Closing time… every new beginning comes from some other beginning's end…"


A/N: the real lyrics:

Closing time – Open all the doors and let you out into the world.
Closing time - turn the lights up over every boy and every girl.
Closing time - one last call for alcohol, so finish your whiskey or beer.
Closing time - you don't have to go home but you can't stay here.

I know who I want to take me home.
I know who I want to take me home.
I know who I want to take me home.
Take me home...

Closing time - time for you to go back to the places you will be from.
Closing time - this room won't be open 'til your brothers or you sisters
come.
So gather up your jackets, and move it to the exits - I hope you have found
a
friend.
Closing time - every new beginning comes from some other beginning's end.

Yeah, I know who I want to take me home.
I know who I want to take me home.
I know who I want to take me home.
Take me home...

Closing time - time for you to go back to the places you will be from...

I know who I want to take me home.
I know who I want to take me home.
I know who I want to take me home.
Take me home...

Closing time - every new beginning comes from some other beginning's end...

there, happy... good

till next -salute-waves- Sayounara, Mina!

-Ikasury

Originally Posted: 6-29-09

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