A/N: Hi! Well this story was roaming in my mind for a pretty long time, but I couldn't put it into words. It's a stupid, very stupid story, but I think it's nice to read something stupid. Cuz it helps emptying your head. yeah, I know, this AN is non-sense. But I just finished my exams, so my brain's a bit dead (laugh). Anyway, if you like it, tell me. If you don't like it, tell me why :) Reviews are motivating, not vital, but motivating. oh and I'm not American or Brit, so my English isn't perfect (e.g.: I could translate things from my language and it could sound weird in English. So, tell me if you notice it :))
PS: I don't know if it'll be a one-shot or not. Tell me what you'd like to have. Cuz you are my king and I'm your lowly servant.
Chapter One: THE BET
"Yeah, what is it, Lavi?", answered said boy.
Lavi changed positions on his bed, rolling on his back and crossing his arms under his head:
"I'm bored. Let's do something."
Allen sighed. He also was bored. Because lying around in their dorm room for hours without anything to do and nobody to meet because of winter break was definitely not what he liked. But he also knew that helping Lavi get rid of his boredom was dangerous. He sighed again. He didn't want to follow Lavi but he was really, really bored. He had no other choice.
"What do you want to do?", he asked wearily.
"I thought we could spar a little bit in the training room...", Lavi suggested.
Allen was surprised. For once, his crazy genius of a roommate had proposed something pretty normal.
Unfortunately for the albino, Lavi hadn't finished his sentence.
"...and we could bet something."
Allen's ears sharpened at the word 'bet'. His face darkened and a smirk appeared on his angelic face.
"I'm in.", he said in a low voice.
Lavi laughed inwardly. He knew that Allen couldn't say no to a bet. Even if he didn't know what it was about.
"Okay, let's go.", he said, trying to keep the laugh out of his voice.
After changing their normal clothes for sports clothes, they entered the training hall. While stretching, Lavi explained Allen the stakes of the bet:
"It's easy. The winner is the one who manages to take the other one's bracelet.", he handed Allen a red bracelet. "And the loser has to exchange Yuu's toothpaste with wasabi. Interesting, isn't it?", he finished, grinning brightly.
If Allen had been in his right mind, he would have stepped out of the game. But he wasn't in his right mind. Because of that keyword: BET. the word that woke his dark side and surpressed his reasonnable one.
"Fine.", he answered. He chuckled darkly.
Lavi shivered a bit. He had forgotten how scary Allen was when he was playing games and how weird he was looking when he was playing. He shrugged and thought:
'It's definitely worth it. Plus there's no way he'll win. His bracelet is not as resistant as mine'.
Because he had previously tampered the rubber band of the accessory. Of course. Lavi was crazy, but not crazy enough to risk his life. Because the loser's task was really life-endangering.
The two boys went into fighting stance. Allen lunged forwards and with this the match started.
Heavy breaths could be heard in the room. Lavi was hovering over the white-haired boy. This one was lying on his back, trying to catch his breath.
Allen's eyes were wide open. He couldn't believe it. He had just lost. He looked at the broken bracelet in his opponent's hand. His eyes narrowed. He growled:
Lavi raised a fine eyebrow.
"Whaaaat. Why are you saying that.", he said in a fake unbelieving tone.
"There's no way you could win against me.", Allen grumbled.
"Ow, you're hurting me, Allen-chan. I'm not weak!"
"But you never won against me."
"Hey, maybe I followed a special training in order to win against you!", Lavi said.
Allen sighed: "You lost 5 times against me yesterday. You cheated."
Lavi grinned: "Maybe." His grin grew wider: "But we never said that cheating was not allowed."
Allen wanted to retord something but Lavi put his hand on the shorter boy's mouth. "Point is that I win. And you loose."
The redhead smirked and added: "You know what you have to do now."
Then he released the other boy and stood up. He looked at Allen a last time and turned to the exit of the hall but after a few steps he halted.
"Oh, and Yuu's not very careful when he's just woken up. You could act this night. I'm just saying." He left the room and headed for the dorm's common bathroom, leaving the defeated boy alone in the training room.
Allen's shoulders slumped and the albino let out a long and shaky sigh. he had known that this was a bad idea. But he had followed Lavi. And being who he was, he wouldn't step out of the bet like a coward.
He took his head in his hands.
'How am I going to do that?', he thought.
The next morning:
Allen and Lavi were hiding in the showers next to the sinks. They had woken up at 4.30 AM to be sure to see Kanda brush his teeth. Lavi yawned and whispered:
"Maaan, how can he wake up at this time every bloody day?"
Allen answered flatly:
"How can you wear these awful pyjamas every bloody night?"
Lavi shot him a hurt look.
"What's wrong with them?", he asked, shoving a part of his nightwear in Allen's face.
"Seriously Lavi, I don't think that a green, carrot-printed over-all with a fluffy bunny tail is normal for a person of your age.", Allen frowned, his mouth slightly twitching when he saw Lavi wriggle his tail in front of him.
He pinched him and almost said something but he was stopped by the sound of an opening and closing door.
They quickly hid behind the wall of the showers. They were pressed against the cold wall but their position allowed them to have a view on the sinks and the newcomer. They didn't have to look to guess that the newcomer was Kanda, as nobody else woke up at this time of the day during vacation. Or during schooltime.
The two guys saw the longhaired male shuffle towards the sink, eyes almost shut .
'He kinda looks cute.', thought Allen. He paused. There was no way he had just thought that. No way in hell. He shook his head and concentrated on the taller teen.
Kanda took his toothpaste and his toothbrush out of his bag and let the rest of his toiletries drop on the edge of the sink. He applied toothpaste on his toothbrush, eyes still closed, and stuffed the toothbrush in his mouth.
Lavi and Allen held their breath. They counted in their mind.
'Three. Two. One...'
A scream resounded in the bathroom, followed by a string of curses.
Kanda bent down and turned the tap on. He opened his mouth wide and let water drown his mouth. He was yelling in his mind, swearing to find the one who had dared to exchange his toothpaste with Wasabi and to make him suffer a slow and painful death.
He left the room, slamming the door behind him.
Silence followed. But it was soon interrupted by Lavi's loud laughter.
"Oh my god! Did you see that? His face was fuckin' hilarious!" The redhead held his stomach and tears fell out of his eyes.
Allen chuckled: "Serves him right. That was payback for his jerky attitude. Now let's go back to sleep, I'm tired, 'didn't sleep at all."
The two went back to their room and flopped on their beds.
"Heeeey Allen... Wake up..."
Allen felt fingers poking his cheek but decided that he didn't care. When the fingers moved to his nostrils, he jumped up, slapping the hand away. He shot Lavi a nasty glare:
"I told you to stop waking me up like that, it's bloody disgusting."
Lavi ignored the comment and asked:
"Say, I was wondering... How did you manage to switch his toothpaste with the Wasabi?"
Allen rubbed his eyes and tried to clear his mind.
"Hmm... It's pretty simple. I knew that Bakanda uses the same brand of toothpaste as me. So yesterday, after dinner, I asked Jerry a tube of Wasabi. He gave it to me without asking questions. Then I went back to the bathroom with my own toothpaste and the Wasabi, emptied my tube and pressed that green stuff in the Colgate tube. Then I went to the bathroom, waited for Kanda to take his shower and I exchanged our identical tubes. That's it. Simple, isn't it?" he cackled.
Lavi sweatdropped because he could almost see the crazy aura that Allen was emitting.
Then he laughed: "You're a genius, Allen!"
When he noticed that Allen didn't answer, he looked at him.
Allen was looking at the door, his body stiff and his eyes full of fear.
Lavi turned around. He immediately identified the intruder and gulped.
'Shit', was the only thing both boys thought.
In front of them, in the entrance of the room, stood a furious, very furious Japanese teen.
"So it was you...", he growled, his voice shaking with anger.
A/N: Weeeell? What do you think? is it nice? Or just plain boring? I need your opinion, babes. Oh and if you like Kuroshitsuji/Black Butler, go check out my other fic 'The Noah Shop'. (but you don't have to :))
Anyway, it'd be nice to get some reviews. Even critic is welcomed, as long as it's constructive.
Oh, and I'm thinking of making this a yullen. Sorry, no Laven, I'm not into it.
Do you see that button right under this? The one who would bring me lots of happiness if it was clicked. Well, push it, it's almost christmas :D