title: flip the switch

fandom: Naruto

pairing: Sakura/Karin, with Sasuke angsting to the side

prompt: "it's okay, Sasuke made me a lesbian too!"

dedication: for sara. i'll book the flights, you supply the eggs and the duct tape.

flip the switch

"So," Karin announces one day, "I think I like women now."

Sasuke, who still makes her feel a little sick when she looks at him, looks up blankly. His blond haired friend, the one with the oh-so-warm chakra and boisterous smile, splutters.

"What?"

"I said I like women now," she repeats impatiently, hand on her jutted hip as she flicks a lock of flame red hair over her shoulder. She represses the triumphant smirk threatening to break free at the extra layer of angst beginning to form around Sasuke's person.

Good.

There is a long, long silence in which the leaves rustle in the trees and Sasuke looks stunned – actually stunned – and no one says anything at all. And then Naruto begins to laugh.

"YOU HEAR THAT, SASUKE? YOU TURNED HER INTO A LESBIAN. THAT'S HOW BAD YOU ARE WITH WOMEN."

"Shut up, dobe," Sasuke hisses, but it is too late. Naruto is almost hysterical.

"I don't see what's so funny about it," a soft voice says from behind her. Immediately, the blond stops laughing and Sasuke goes bright, bright red.

Interesting.

Karin turns to see Sakura stood just behind her, all cotton candy hair, long legs and beautiful chakra. Lust pools in her stomach. She licks her lips as Sakura comes to stand beside her, wrapping an arm around her shoulder and leaning in close. Sasuke and Naruto watch her hungrily. Karin sympathises. Almost.

"It's okay," the pink-haired girl says breathily in Karin's ear. "Sasuke turned me into a lesbian too."

This time there is no laughter.


"Is he okay?" Sakura asks and Karin smirks at the blond's panicked expression. She can still taste the other girl on her tongue.

"I THINK YOU BROKE HIM SAKURA-CHAN."

Sasuke is huddled on the ground, dark eyes blank and unresponsive. He doesn't react even when Karin deliberately kicks him in the ribs.

Revenge has never tasted quite so good.


notes: i cannot write crack! to save my life.

notes2: also. don't fav/alert without reviewing please, because that will make me sad. or mad. one of the two.