Letters to Santa: Merlin

Dear Santa

For Christmas this year I would like a new prince to look for me to look after, I mean look he yells, snores, throws things at me, eats nonstop, exiles people, doesn't notice when people turn against him, suspects people who aren't betraying him while his obviously evil relatives smirk in the distance. Also he goes on dangerous quests when it's my job to make sure he stays alive, all his family are psychopaths and his love interests seem either to be

Enchanted

Evil

Some weird kind of fairy

He is also, arrogant, annoying, a prat but this isn't about Arthur, so for Christmas can you kidnap Arthur and replace him with a nicer prince (preferably one without a evil half-sister). Okay Merry Christmas

P.S: Can you hit Morgana with your sleigh?

Merlin