Well This is very adrupt and I will be revising a long one, but this will do for now. Hope you like~! ;P

"Hey, Allen!"

"Hi, Allen!"

"How are you, Allen?"

"Are you well,Allen?"

"Hi! I'm fine, thank you! See you tomorrow!" Allen greeted as he walked out of the restaurant. It was just before dusk and the sun was about to set. While he walked to his house, people greeted him in passing.

"Hey, Allen!" A young man with golden brown hair and violet eyes ran up to him. Allen smiled.

"Hi, Ren. How are you?"

"I'm fine. What about you? Have they started kicking yet?" Allen pressed a hand to his bulging stomach.

"No, not yet. But the doctor said that they would be soon."

"That's good! You're not in pain anywhere, are you?"

"No, I'm perfectly fine. You don't need to worry."

"I kind of have to! I mean, there has never been anyone like you in the history of the world! I want to make sure everything goes smoothly and that you're safe!"

"Heh! You're so nice. But it's okay. I'm really fine!"

"Okay, I'll take your word for it. See you tomorrow!"

"Bye!" The man left and Allen was left alone to walk home. On his way, he felt pressure on his abdomen. His eyes widened and his mouth fell open.

"No way!" He pressed his hand to where he felt it. A bump formed for a second then went away. A smiled burst across his face, almost splitting it in half.

"You two are going to be trouble makers. I can tell already." After a little more walking, Allen got to his house and entered. As soon as he sat down, someone knocked on the door.

"Coming!" Once he got up, he walked toward the door. The knocking increased to where the person was banging on the door.

"Hold on a minute! Jeez!" As soon as the knob turned the door slammed open, revealing a very infuriated samurai.

"K-Kanda?!" Allen's shocked squeak was heard throughout the house as he was slammed into the wall. He opened his closed eyes to see none other than Kanda Yuu.

"You fucking Moyashi. This is where you've been all these months?! Living a comfortable life of luxury, while the rest of us have been fighting our asses off?!"

"K-Kanda...It's not like that! I-" Allen tried to defend himself, but the older male cut him off.

"No, you listen to me! Do you have any idea what you put me through?! First I find you crying and then you just disappear from the face of the Earth! I thought you had died, Allen! I thought the NOAHS might have gotten to you! I was so worried! I looked for you everywhere I went! It was only luck that I found you here!"

"Kanda! Stop! I left for a good reason!"

"And what the fuck was that?! You were tired of fighting?! You got a nosebleed?!"

"No I-! Um...Well...I-"

"You what?!" The younger of the two looked to the floor.


"Spit it out!"

"K-Komui gave me a-Can we sit down?" Allen looked at Kanda straight in the eyes.

"No. Tell me now."

"Kanda, please. I really need to sit down." Allen stated firmly.

"Why? And why the fuck are you so fat?"

That struck a cord.

"I-I'm fat...I knew it!" Allen started waling particularly loud. "All the townspeople lied to me!"

"What the fuck?! What's wrong with you?! Stop crying!" Kanda was panicking.

"I-I can't h-help it! My h-hormones are going c-c-crazy!" Allen fell to his knees and continued to sob.

"Oi! Stop it! I'm sorry! I didn't mean it! You're not fat! You're as skinny as a cow!"

"But cows are fat! That means I'm fat!"

"No it doesn't! It means...that...Just stop crying! You're not fat!"

"I-I'm not? R-Really?" The teary eyed male looked up at the panicky samurai.

"Yes! Really!" Just as soon as it started, the crying stopped and Allen was left smiling brightly. He leapt for his ex-lover and circled his arms around his neck.

"Yay! I love you, Kanda! I'm glad you found me! I've been so lonely!" Allen started to tear up again.

"Moyashi, what's wrong with you?! Why are you so emotional?! You're like a pregnant woman!" That seemed to jog Allen's memory, because he leapt away from Kanda with a horrified expression.

"That's right! You aren't supposed to find out! You have to leave now! You'll be happier! Go!" Allen started pushing the exorcist out the door. Kanda was having none of that. He stood his ground growled.

"Why the hell would I be happier leaving? What am I not supposed to find out?"

"N-Nothing!" Allen turned away, but Kanda forced his face to turn toward his.

"Tell me, now. I need to know, Allen. Why did you leave?" They stared into each other's eyes until Allen looked at the ground again.

"I...Komui gave me a pill to heal my arm. But it had side effects."

"Yes, Komui was telling me about it. But he wouldn't tell me the effects. What did it do? Make you look fat? You left just because you got fat?!"

"So I am fat! You lied! I hate you, Kanda!" Once again, Allen started crying.

"What the fuck?! Enough crying! Just tell me what the hell happened to you that you just left the Order without even telling me!"

"I'm pregnant! That's why you say I'm fat!" Kanda reeled back.

"What?! That's impossible, Moyashi! You're a guy!"

"The pill gave me new organs for some reason! And now I'm fat!" Allen continued to sob like a small child, while Kanda just stood there, dumbfounded.

"You...Can't be serious."

"I wouldn't lie about something like this, Kanda! See!" Allen stole Kanda's hand and put it on his bloated stomach. Kanda eyes widened when he felt a small bump press against his hand.

"No way...That's impossible."

"It obviously is, Bakanda! I'm your proof! I'm the freak of the century! I'm the demon, the monster, the-" Allen burst out sobbing, once again.

"Oi, oi! Stop crying! You're not a monster! Don't ever say that!" Kanda took Allen's face in his hands and stared into his teary eyes. "You are not a monster or a demon. You are my moyashi. Got that?" Allen nodded. "Now, we have some things to talk out. Why did you leave?"

"I thought you would be happier without me and the kids tying you down. You could get a wife and have kids with her."

"...Have I ever shown any interest in anyone other than you?"


"So what makes you think I would want a noisy girl?"

"...I don't know..."

"Exactly. You were wrong. I will never love anyone like the way I love you, Allen."

"You-You still love me? After what I did?"

"Of course, Baka Moyashi! I know your personality! You think what's best for people is a life without you. And it's not. Now...I'm going to show you how much I love you. I've been carrying this around since five months before you left. I finally got the courage to ask you one night, but you had departed before I could."

"What is it?" Kanda pulled something out of his pocket. He held it out to Allen and opened a small, white velvet box. Allen gasped when he saw what was inside of it. A silver band with a small sapphire in the middle of it stared out at the younger male.

"Will you marry me, Allen Walker?" Once again, the white-haired male's eyes teared up.

"Are you sure?"

"Yes! Now what's your answer?"

"Of course!" Allen tackled his lover tot he ground and pressed their lips together in a passionate kiss. After a moment, they separated and just lye there.

"I have a question."


"You said 'kids.'"


"You are having more then one?"



"Two. One boy and one girl."




"Oi! Yuu!"




"Girly man!"


"...I think I broke him...No! Kanda! Wake up please! You can't leave me! I just got you back! Yuu!" Allen was now shaking Kanda back and forth while crying. That seemed to jog the samurai out of his revere.

"Allen, you can stop shaking me now!"

"Oh! Sorry! I was scared you wouldn't wake up and I'd have to raise the kids by myself!"

"Wasn't that your original plan?"

"...Shut up." Allen pouted.


"What?! I'm not stupid! Stupid head!"

"'Stupid head'? That's very mature."

"Sh-Shut up! Transvestite!"

"Moyashi, if you don't shut up, I'll rape the shit out of you."

"Hey! You can't rape the willing!"


"I'm not stupid! Stop saying that or you're sleeping on the couch!"


"Ha! I win!"


"Hey! Why aren't you talking?! Are you mad at me?! What did I do?!" Allen started bawling.


"Fine! I hate you, too!" He stood up from the couch and slammed the door to his bedroom.

"...This is gong to be a hellish nine months."

Well that's it! Short, but at least done...Reviews are much appreciated! ^_^