Boredom with Benefits

A HariPo freeverse piece

by mew-tsubaki

Note: The Harry Potter characters belong to J.K. Rowling, not me. This fic is a Christmas present for my pal, Smile Life Away. And now to shock everyone by writing my 1st Scorly. :P For everyone else: read, review, and enjoy!

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¤She'd merely been sitting in the common room¤

L – i – l – y

L.u.n.a

P~o~t~t~e~r

was thinking

[everyone, run&&hide!]

and she thought,

"It's time I do something seriously"

{oh Godric, Lils, Siriusly?}

"I should grow up, before my cousins"

{holy hell, here we go}

"I should sHaKe the silliness from me,

&&leave it all to James 'n' Al"

[now, everyone, run for c o v e r]

3…

2..

1.

-wait for it-

{oh, goddammit, Scorpius walked into the room and interrupted her!}

"Hullo, Scor, what would you say to me taking myself seriously?"

*oh, he can't speak, he's stunned!*

"Well?"

;]snicker, snicker[;

He's ~not~ sure whether it's okay to

HAHAHAlaughHAHAHA

so he runs a .hand. through his

white-blonde-silvery hair

&&says that she's fine

just the way she is

{uh oh, what gives you pause, Lils?}

And a

S

I
L
E

N

T

moment passes…

"Go out with me, Scor."

~*~he raises his eyebrows~*~

"Marry me someday, Scor."

~*~a smirk tugs at his pink lips~*~

"Love me&&only me forever, Scor."

{whatever you say, Lils}

…oh…

She'd been serious? !

Why?

After all, she'd looked so bored and lazy…

¤She'd merely been sitting in the common room¤

[but now everyone knew why she'd momentarily been so

t -.- a -.- m -.- e]

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XD This ended up being funnier than I thought. Lily Luna is the type of person to simply make demands like that, isn't she…? And it was implied that they were in Slytherin, fyi. Thanks to jojor99 for the prompt "fortunate," because it was fortunate for Scor to enter at just that moment, eh? ;]

Not too shabby for my 1st Scorly, right, Smileboo? :3

For everyone else: Happy Christmas, thanks for reading, and please review!

-mew-tsubaki :}