A/N: No idea where this came from. How 'bout the OotP is standing in Hogsmeade, and Rabastan sees them. He decides to say hello to our favorite Potions master…

Disclaimer: I own nothing but 'Bastan's personality.

"SEVERUS!" Someone bellowed suddenly.

The Order of the Phoenix members all jumped, looking around for the source. "Oh, good God…." Snape muttered, seeming to brace himself and scowl as a red-haired man galloped towards them.

The ginger took a flying leap towards Snape, barreling into the Potions master's chest and knocking them both off their feet. They hit the ground with a loud thud in a tangle of limbs, muttered curses and squeals of joy.

"Would you be so kind as to remove yourself from my person within the next five seconds?" Snape growled from where he was being pinned to the ground by the overexcited man.

"Uh…no." The other said snidely, grinning like a loon.

Snape ground his teeth. "Rabastan Lysander Lestrange, get off me or I shall have to use some of Bellatrix's threats." He gritted out, bristling.

"Like hell you will." Rabastan responded. "You hate my sister-in-law as much as she hates you, anything comparing the both of you would send you into fits."

Severus sighed and wriggled uncomfortably. "Get off me, Rabastan." He sighed, exasperation seeping into his tone.

The ginger pouted, but complied. "Meanie."

"How many times have I told you that a simple hello would suffice?" Severus asked sarcastically.

Rabastan shrugged. "Schmeh."