Author's Notes: THERE IS A NEW SAILOR MOON SERIES COMING OUT!!! That's right, you heard correctly, a NEW Sailor Moon series! It's called Sailor Moon X, and it's coming out Fall 2002 in Japan. BTW, the X stands for 10, as in the 10th annaversary of Sailor Moon! HOORAY!!! Anywho, enjoy the fic! ^^

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Discloser: I don't own Sailor Moon, the people who are doing Sailor Moon X do! BWAHAHAHA!!! Viva Sailor Moon!



My Interview With Reeny



Me: Hello everyone and welcome to yet another interview! Seeing as how I was able to escape the other interview unharmed I am here sooner than you'd think with a new person! This little girl was suggested by Mina, who was last interviewed. Hi Reeny!

Reeny: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

Me: …Ok…um…so…Reeny how old are you?

Reeny: I'M 9!

Me: So THAT'S why you're so small!

Reeny: Well DUH!

Me: Sorry! So Reeny, I hear you live with Serena and her family.

Reeny: Puh. Yeah I live with them. Mrs. Tsukino is nice and so is Mr. Tsukino and Sammy, but Serena is such a ditz! I hate her!

*Suddenly Serena blasts through the welded-shut door*

Serena: TAKE THAT BACK YOU LITTLE @#$%!!!

*Lunges for Reeny*

Reeny: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

*Reeny makes a run for it. Serena continues to chase Reeny around the room trying to tackle her.*

Serena: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! YOU CAN'T GET AWAY!!!

Reeny: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

Serena: DIE!!!

Me: …

*3 men from the nearby mental institution, 20 boxes of Kleenex, 5 band aids, 4 police officers, 3 FBI agents, a blood-hound, a can of pepper spray, and a straight jacket later.*

Me: We are back with Reeny, the lovable little girl with pink hair!

Reeny: (Mumbling) I can't believe she's my mommy…

Me: So Reeny, what's your favorite color?

Reeny: Pink.

Me: Figures. So do you go to Elementary School or Middle School?

Reeny: Elementary School and it's Jr. High, not Middle School.

Me: Close enough. What's 2 + 2?

Reeny: 4

Me: What is NaOH (that's Sodium Hydroxide)?

Reeny: Naoh? An Indian tribe?

Me: Sing the Spanish alphabet.

Reeny: WHAT?!?!?

Me: Scratch it. Um, who discovered the law of gravity?

Reeny: Bill Nye The Science Guy?

Me: What movie had a better sequel then the original?

Reeny: Titanic?

Me: On the Internet, what does www. stand for?

Reeny: I don't know! Um…What Went Wrong?

Me: Um, no. Good try though! Who is your favorite Sailor Scout?

Reeny: SAILOR CHIBI-MOON!!!

Me: And why is that?

Reeny: Because she stands up for the little kids of the world and…

*WHAM!!! Serena crashes through the door, straight jacket and all.*

Serena: (Thinking out loud while she struggles with the straight jacket) grr! I wish these things would let me move my arms!

Me: Uh-oh.

Serena: Anywho, YOU'RE FROM THE NEGAVERSE AREN'T YOU?!?!?!

Me: WHAT IN THE NAME OF MIKE IS THE NEGAVERSE?!?!?!

Serena: Don't even TRY to hide it! I know who you are!

Reeny: SHUT UP!!! YOU'RE BLOWING OUR COVER!!!

Me: What cover?

Serena: REENY YOU IDIOT!!!

Reeny: ME?!?!? IT WAS YOU WHO BLEW IT!!!

*Serena and Reeny charge at each other*

Reeny: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

Serena: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

*WHAM!!!*
*WHAP!!!*
*BAM!!!*
*CRASH!!!*
*BOOM!!!*
*OW!!!*
*QUIT IT!!!*
*@#$%!!!*
*SLAM!!!*
*SMASH!!! Serena and Reeny continue to beat the pulp out of each other as Merc quietly sneaks out the back window, one again going down the fire escape.*

The End

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For those of you who didn't read the author's notes, THERE IS A NEW SEASON OF SAILOR MOON COMING OUT!!! Fall 2002 in Japan, Sailor Moon X (X meaning 10 for the 10th annaversary of it being around), will be making its debut! =D Anywho, visit my site at www.geocities.com/merc1650 for more info.
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