Tumbling with Niley - Archive April 2011
Life has many perplexing (am I spelling that rite?) questionz. Here are some of my favs:
1. How much wood could a wood chuck would chuck wood chuck would chuck wood chuck would chuck wood chuck chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
2. How come it's called a question Mark? Why not a question Steve? Or better yet, a question Niley? I like the sound of that... question Niley... nahahahahhaah.
3. Can Facebook have it's own Facebook? And better yet, does it own a book with any faces on it?
4. Terminator 2, the Terminator is pretty friendly. It should've been called Friendenator. OOOOOOH NEW WEBSITE IDEAA!
5. One word: LOST. Roy won't explain it to me :(
6. Why is the thing you push on to make the car go called a "puddle?" It should be called a "cargo." Get it? Get it? But noooooo, nobody listnez to mei!
7. How come w enever see Jason Vorheeps or Michael Myers pee? all that stalking would require some hydration which would result in urination. No?
8. "You had me at 'hello.'" One werd and thats it? That bitch must be easy! She stupid. But it Tom Crewz, I dont blame her!
9. How does the weather man KNOW?
10. Do whales in China speek a diffrent langeuigh than the whales in America?
11. When I was 11, I wanted to be a Power Ranger. I spent my whole life training for it. I took many self defense classes and even bought the suit to be the pink ranger. I trained my right leg to give a mighty good kick. I can kick down a door easily. I thought for sure this might come in handy the day I meet Zorg and ask to be apart of his special team of fighters. And just 2 weeks ago, I found out the Power Rangers weren't real. WHAT THE FUCK, WHY NOT? Who's gonna save us from that evil witch on the moon with her telescope making monsters out of puddy! SHE MUST BE STOPPED! SERIOUSLY! Does Obama have a plan for this? I DON'T THINK SO! What my point is, if I were president, my first act would be to instate a Power Rangers team. Vote for Niley!
12. Whos the crazy guy who had the idea to put coins into a pig? Piggy banks are animal cruelyty! :((
13. Why is 13 unlucky? I dont get it :(
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