Grandma Got Ran Over by a Reindeer (Star Wars Style)

Vader got ran over by an X-Wing

Walking home from the Deathstar Christmas Eve

You might say there's no such thing as rebels

But as for me and Chewie we believe!

He'd been eating too much Jawa

And we begged him just to go

So he grabbed his lightsaber

And stumbled out the zero-gravity door.

Vader got ran over by an X-Wing

Walking home from the Deathstar Christmas Eve

You might say there's no such thing as rebels

But as for me and Chewie we believe!

When we found him Christmas Morning

At the scene of the attack

He had R2 gears on his face

And incriminating wheel marks on his back!

Vader got ran over by an X-Wing

Walking home from the Deathstar Christmas Eve

You might say there's no such thing as rebels

But as for me and Chewie we believe!