Title - Laugh, Love and Loony Life.
Chapter Title - I bet Lindsay goes straight to ten on a first date
Author - OblivionsGarden
Genre - Humour/Romance
Disclaimer - I do not own The Confessions Of Georgia Nicholson in anyway shape or form. I only own Anna, Kyle and their mum and dad and Hayley. And the plot for this fic.

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Wednesday 2nd November (Continued)

Sat at Dave's dining table. He's holding my hand on the top and stroking his thumb along mine. It feels quite nice actually.
"What happened?" He asked in a gentle voice.
"Well, I thought he'd got Leanne over so I wasn't going to go into the kitchen. But then I heard her voice and I recognized it. I've never met Leanne so I knew it wasn't her. I went into the kitchen and my mum was sat there as if she owned the place." I frowned. "My dad actually said, 'don't over react Anna.' How can I not? He's on a date with the woman who cheated on him and walked out on her kids." Fresh tears fell down my cheeks. "I ran upstairs, packed my uniform and some pajamas and left. I was going to go to Rosie's but I didn't think her parents would appreciate me waking them up...Then I remembered that you said you were home alone. Plus you'd still be awake since I just left you and you were only one street away."
"You're always welcome here. Whether my parents are home or not." I smiled as Dave stood and pressed a kiss to my forehead. "Now, you go get yourself cleaned up. The bathrooms upstairs on the right. I'll bring a cup of hot chocolate up for you and then we'll go to bed. How's that?"
"Thanks Dave. You're bloody perfect, you know."
"Yeah, I do know." He winked and moved off into the kitchen.

Dave's Bathroom.
I changed into my checked pajama bottoms and blue vest and tied my hair into two piggy tail plaits.
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Dave's bedroom.
Sat on Dave's bed, drinking hot chocolate.
"How do you feel?" He asked.
"Alright. I'm not sure what I'll do about mum but, for the moment I'm fine."
"Good...I think maybe you should talk to your dad. Let him explain things."
"Yeah...I wonder if Kyle knows..."

Thursday 3rd November

"You have to. We gotta go school."
I rolled onto my side at glanced at Dave who was knelt behind me. "I said, go away smelly." I returned to lying on my stomach, burying my face in the pillows. I could hear Dave laughing at me but ignored it. I really didn't fancy school today.
"We could always skip a day...I'll text mum and tell her I feel a bit iffy."
"And she'd believe that would she?"
"No. But there's not much she can do whilst she's not here is there?"
"You, David are a very naughty boy." I laughed as he lay on his stomach beside me. I climbed to my knees and slapped his bum. "You deserved that." I mumbled, climbing back beneath the covers and cocooning myself inside them.
"Oh no you di'eeeent!"
Giggling from under the duvet. It's kind of hard to breath in here.

Dave managed to pull the quilt away and promptly began to tickle me. I'm having a laughing spaz.
"Ahhaha, Dave! S-Stop..haha...Please!" Dave stopped, kneeling over me a big grin spread across his face. "You're a turnip."
Dammit! He's tickling me again.

"AH! Dave no not my feet!" Oh god, I hate when people tickle my feet. "Dave, I can't be held responsible for anything that may happen to your face if you tickle my feet!" Yay, he stopped.
"After nearly breaking my nose with a rolling pin, I think I'll take your word for it."
"I didn't nearly break it. And I apologized for that." I pouted.
"I know...A kiss would make it even better." He wiggled his eyebrows making me giggle. I held out my arms gesturing for him to make his move.
He crawled forward so his legs were between mine and his hands were either side of my shoulders. He leant down and pressed his lips to mine. The gentleness soon subsided as he was lay on top of me and snogging me to within an inch of my life.

A few seconds later.
Dave has collapsed on top of me and is refusing to move. All because my phone started ringing.
"Anna, it's Mabs."
"Oh, hi."
"Ed said that Dave text him and said you weren't coming to school today."
"When?" I frowned.
"This morning."
"Oh. Well, we're not...Uh, Something happened at home last night, so I stayed the night at Dave's. We'll meet you at the park after school though, I'll explain everything then."
"Alright. But you're OK aren't you?"
"Yeah, Mabs. I'm fine, I promise."
"Alright. Well I'll see you at school. And don't do anything I wouldn't do." I could hear the suggestiveness in her voice.
"Yes sir." I laughed and hung up.

"When did you text Ed?" I asked. Dave still hadn't moved from off of me.
"Before I woke you up."
"You presumed I'd skip school?"
"No. I was hoping and if you weren't going to I was going to pretend to be ill so you'd stay and look after me."
I chuckled and pressed a kiss to his cheek. "You're cute."
"Well, now you get to enjoy me being cute all day."
"Indeed." I pushed Dave so he rolled onto his back and climbed over him, off the bed and skipped off to the bathroom.
"Tease!" He shouted after me.

Sat in Dave's living room with his puppy Peanut curled in my lap. He's very cute. Although, Dave's pouting because he tried to sit on my lap first. Dave's flicking through the channels trying to find something other than children's TV to watch.

A few seconds later
Peanut is growling at my mobile, which just started ringing...That puppy must get it's weirdness from it's owner.
"Hello?" I answered. Peanut tilted his head, confused before trotting over to sit with Dave.
"Anna, come home. We need to talk." Ah...Dad. I should really start checking my caller id before I pick up.
"I might later tonight but today I'm staying put."
"Staying...Where are you? I gathered you wouldn't go to school."
"At my fr...My boyfriends house." I smiled a little. Knowing I'd stayed at a boys house would really wind my dad up. It was practically forbidden until I was either 35 or had moved out.
"Your what?"
"You know what I said, dad."
"Come home, right now."
"No. I'm staying here. I might come home tonight but I swear to god if...She's there I'm staying out again."
"We need to talk...Face to face."
"Well, tonight then. As long as the mega bitch isn't in our house."
"She is your mother!"
"No she's not! She gave up that right when she slept with some bloke behind your back!" My dad went quite and I could see Dave staring wide eyed at me out of the corner of my eye. "I'll talk to you tonight." I hung up and dropped my phone onto the coffee table.

A few moments later.
Dave moved over to sit beside me and pulled my into a tight hug.
"It's alright. You can stay here as long as you need. My parents won't mind. Although they might try to give us the talk."
I frowned. "The talk?"
"Yeah...You know about the bats and the bees."
"Oh. That talk." Good job Dave was still hugging me or he'd see my red cheeks.

"We should go to town."
Dave frowned at me. "What for?"
"You need a dress for your performance in the park tonight."
"I'll borrow one of my mums."
"Besides we're busy."
Now it was my turn to frown. "Are we? We're just watching TV." Dave got up off the sofa and lifted me up into his arms. "Jesus, Dave! What are you doing?" He carried me back upstairs and dropped me onto his bed.

A few seconds later
Snogging Dave. Mmm. Lip nibbling.
Can I just take a momento to say that my official snogging partner is a bloody brilliant snogger!

A few more seconds later.
Davey has his hand on my bum. If I'm completely honest it feels quite nice. Even when he gives it a little squeeze. Hmm, I wonder what his rather perfectly peachy bottom feels like.
I slid my hands down his back until the were rested on his bum, over his jeans pockets. I felt him smile into the kiss which made me give his a little squeeze. He smiled even more at that.
"Seems I've got a bit of a minx on my hands." He mumbled.
"Possibly." I winked. WINKED? I've never winked at anyone in my life. What in the hell is the laughy man turning me into.

A few moments later
I don't know but I quite like it cause he's now lying on to of me again. I still hand my hands on his bum-oley as his were either side of my head, holding himself up so he wouldn't completely squish me.

A few more moments later
We rolled back onto our sides, our legs tangled together, Dave's hands on my waist and my arms around his neck. As we were snogging, I felt his hands move until they were resting on my...You-know-what's. My lady bumps...Boobs.
My eyes went wide for a second but I still didn't move away from the kiss. He kept one hand on my boob whilst the other went back down to my bottom.

A few seconds later
I pulled away from Dave and sat up, pushing my hair out of my face.
"You OK?" Dave asked.
"Yeah, I just..."
"We can stop if you want."
"No, it's just...What exactly were you planning?"
"I wasn't really planning anything. I was just going with the flow. You can tell me to stop at any time and I'll stop. I'm not going to force you into anything Anna." Dave ran his fingers through my hair and kissed my cheek.
"Sorry. I just...I don't think I'm quite read for the whole nine and above."
"Nine and a-...Snogging scale?"
"What's nine and above?" I blushed and turned away from Dave. He started laughing. "I'm going to take a guess and say maybe...Um...Oral and more?"
"Whole in one." I nodded. "And that wasn't a euphemism."

The rest of the day passed with more snogging, some TV, some play time with Peanut, food and a little bit more snogging and, er...fondling on Dave's part.
Now we were on our way to the park, Dave in one of his mother dresses and a long overcoat, which I think must've been his dad's.
"The bat folk are here!" We heard Rosie shout as she waved.
"Batfolk?" I frowned and Dave chuckled as we sat down with the gang.
"How was school?" I asked.
"Same old." Shrugged Jools.
"Hm. I'm gonna get this over with before anyone else arrives." Dave announced. I pulled out my ipod and my small set of ipod speakers from my bag and handed them to Dave. After a few clicks of various buttons he set the ipod down and took a few steps away from the group as the music started to play.

A few seconds later.
Dave shed his coat and threw it over the the side.
"My name is Davey nice to meet you can I tell you baby. Look around there's a whole lot of pretty ladies. But none like you you shine so bright, yeah." The whole gang erupted into laughter at Dave's dancing in his dress. The singing wasn't amazing but he wasn't terrible either. "I was wondering if you and me could spend a minute. On the floor up and close getting lost in it. I won't give up without a fight." He wiggled his way towards me and pulled me up by my hands, "I just wanna, oh baby. I just want you to dance with me tonight. So come on..." He looked at the others and gestured for them to have a boogie. "I just want you to dance with me tonight. We're getting sweaty, hot and heavy in the crowd now. Loosen up and let your hands go down, down." Dave winked and wiggled his eyebrows. "Go with it girl, yeah just close your eyes. Yeah. I feel the music moving through your body. Looking at you I can tell you want me," He winked again and I started giggling. "Don't stop going till the morning light." We all danced around to the rest of Dave's song and then collapsed in a heap on the floor. As we did so Dave's dress lifted and I saw his football shorts underneath.
"You cheated! I said just a dress." I pouted.
"Well, we wanted to play footie after wards. I'll make it up to you." He gave me a quick peck on the lips before he and the lads ran off with a football.

"You two are so bloody cute together." Mabs grinned.
"Snogging scale update." Rosie announced. "Sven and I are still a firm ten."
"Ed and I are still at an eight, but I have a feeling things will change at the weekend. My parents are going to visit my aunt." Mabs grinned.
"Erm, like...Dec and I are like, erm, still at eight." Said Ellen.
"Tom and I are at a nine." Jas blushed.
"Bloody hell Jas! I didn't think you had it in you. Er...Who did...You know..."Asked Jools.
"Tom did. To me." Lots of woos and giggles came from the gang and some of the lads looked over in confusion. That's when I noticed Dave had removed his dress and was just running around in his shorts. His torso was quite toned and with the sheen of sweat covering him from his footie match, he was quite positively, edible.
"Oh, what? Sorry, miles away."
"Not miles really, eh? Just over there, with the very topless Dave." Rosie chuckled. I poked my tongue out. "Well? Where are you an the laughy one at?"
"Hang on what about Jools?"
"Both her and Rollo have received full nines. She just said when you were fantasizing."
"Oh. And I wasn't fantasizing. I was just...admiring."
"Is that what you call it?" Mabs laughed.
"Anyway, we're at an 8." I smiled a little.
"Blimey. You went straight in at a six and three quarters and now you've jumped to an eight. You don't hang about do you?"
"Rosie! Are you calling me a slag?"
"Course not, I'm at a ten you dimwit."
"Yeah but you and Sven have been together for ages, haven't you?"
"Exactly. Honestly thought, guys. Do you think I should've waited longer before we got that high in the scale? We've only being going out since Monday!" Jas shook me by my shoulders.
"Anna, usually I'd call you a tart. But you and Dave have been crushing on each other since you first got here. You've got something special and if that somethings moves fast then so be it."
"Jas, that sounded like something from a film."
"Yeah well...It's true." She flicked her fringe and sat back down.
"Righty-O." I smiled. "I told him I wasn't quite ready for nine and above anyway."
"Well there you go. That's not too fast." Jools confirmed. "I bet Lindsay goes straight to ten on a first date."

"Are you sure you don't want me to come in?"
"No, I think I should just get everything over with." I let go of Dave's hand and stepped onto my driveway.
"You're coming back to mine regardless though, right?"
"Of course. My pajamas are still there."
Dave smiled and gave me a quick peck on the cheek before turning and heading off up the street. I watched him for a few seconds. He was still only in his footie shorts and he had a very nice back.

I took a deep breath and went through, only what I found in there was not something I wanted to see. Kyle was sat at the table beside mum and opposite dad. The last space left, opposite the mega-bitch was clearly for me.
"I said I wasn't staying if she was here."
"Anna, just sit down. I'm on your side, OK?" Kyle smiled a little. With a sigh I did as he asked. He grabbed my hand, when he saw the glare I was sending in her direction.
"Now, we're just taking this one step at a time-"
"Taking what one step at a time?" I interrupted.
"You're mother has seen that what she did was wrong and I think it's fair to say we all know I never really got over her."
"God knows why. You're so much better than her."
"Anna, love. Please don't hate me."
"Hate you? I don't hate you, you don't deserve my hate. I pity you. You were too pathetic to see how good my dad really is. If you couldn't see it then, then I don't see how you can now. He deserves someone better than you." I pulled my hand away from Kyle's and stood up. "I'm sorry dad, I'm never going to agree with this. It's your life though, I suppose. I'm staying out again tonight, I'll be back tomorrow." Before anyone could object I ran off upstairs to get some clean underwear and things.

There was a soft knock on my bedroom door. Kyle didn't wait for an answer but came straight in. I was sat on the bed, tears running down my face. He sat down next to me and pulled me into a tight hug.
"Can I walk you to where ever you're staying?" He asked. I nodded and swiped the tears away with my sleeve.
"C'mon then."

Stood outside Dave's with Kyle.
"Anna...Um..." Dave frowned when he spotted Kyle.
"Dave this is my brother Kyle. He just walked me here."
"Oh, hi." Dave shook Kyle's hand.
"Right, well I'm going to Hayley's. Call me if you need anything, alright?"
"Kay." I gave Kyle a hug before heading inside with Dave.