Disclaimer: I really wish I owned Kurt, or at least something signed by Chris Colfer and Darren Criss, but I (sadly) don't.

A/N: Yeah, it's a lot shorter than usual, but it's been a pretty hectic week.


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When Emmett pulled away, a smile on his face, Kurt was staring wide-eyed at him, mouth open the smallest bit in his surprise. Santana grinned and said, "Wanky! Get some, Hummel!" Emmett winked at Kurt in response to her comment, and Finn made a face. That was giving him images he'd rather do without. He lived with both of them, and would rather not be scarred whenever he looked at the two.

It took Kurt a few seconds to process what had just happened before he leaned forward and kissed Emmett again. The rest of the (drunk) gleeclubbers cheered.

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"C'mon, Sirius! The flight leaves soon!" Joséphina scolded the older man, tugging at her newest Tio's jacket sleeve.

Sirius whined, "But 'Phina, the airport's probably empty! There won't be a lot of people in the way. What's the rush?"

"These tickets cost more than two thousand American dollars — we will not miss our flight call, or so help me, I will lock you outside," she glared. Perrito was such a whiny fellow. Maybe she should make him change and stash him with her little Juanito, the little Xoloitzcuintli puppy she had bought.

"Fine, fine, lead the way, 'Phina," he grumbled as she dragged him outside to the new car, Juanito yapping around her heels, wanting her to pick him up. "What about the others?"

"Prima and her parents are already on their way there with Abuelo, waiting for your sorry butt to get a move on. I do hope you remember how to drive, Perrito."

"Of course! What do you take me for, 'Phina, an idiot?"

"Sometimes, yes. We need to hurry, Sirius! The flight's will start getting called soon!"

"Yeah, yeah, whatever, I'm going."


A/N: *Tio means "uncle." Perrito means "little dog" in Spanish. Xoloitzcuintli are also known as Mexican Hairless Dogs, and are rather rare, perfect for a rich kid's lapdog. Prima refers to a female cousin. Abuelo means "grandpa/grandfather."

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