As much as I wish I did, I own nothing of Twin Peaks.

A bad attempt at a drabble. Exactly 106 words long. Features a sort of weird couple that I think would work in a perverse kind of way: Windom x Annie.

Enjoy & please review.

I couldn't help but smile as her eyes widened. She was terrified, of course, but it was a calm fear. Beauty, brains and bravery all rolled into one magnificent package. Naturally I disliked her holiness and purity, and her love for Cooper, but that could easily be changed, and after all the added element of corruption would make it so much more fun.

"Are you going to kill me?"
Her voice was still strong, even though the question was such a pathetic hopeless one. I smiled again.

"No, dearest."

I stopped and turned her round to look at me.

"I'm only going to annihilate your soul."