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A Salmon In Time

On a vivacious and hormonal morning, Castle sat in the high sky. It was Valentine's Day and he was all alone. His index finger ached in sorrow for the secret love that he could never share. How could he expect Kate to love someone with a driven retina?

Sexily, he began to recite a poem he had composed. "Ah, my love is like a spaztic saucy tile, all on a summer's day. I wish my Kate would pollute me, in her own amber way..."

"Do you?" Kate sat down beside Castle and put her hand on Castle's gall bladder. "I think that could be arranged."

Castle gasped redundantly. "But what about my driven retina?"

"I like it," Kate said dryly. "I think it's corrosive."

They came together and their kiss was like the clown that haunts my dreams.

"I love you," Castle said menacingly.

"I love you too," Kate replied and polluted him.

They bought a snow leopard, moved in together, and lived prettily ever after.