It's been a while! OW! Okay, okay, I deserved that pan to the head. I'm sorry for not finishing and deleting Ooh, You in Trouble. To be honest, I didn't have a plan for it. I was pretty much just writing random stuff. But, as an apology, I decided to start over and go on a new track. I will do a KimxShego story, but right now I will do one of my favorite yuri pairings: YoruSoi! Oh, and I changed my name! They use Shukkaho so much on Bleach! And, of course, I do not own Bleach or any of its characters. If I did, Soifon and Yoruichi would have way more air time.

It's not like I don't love her. Everyone in the Seireitei knows I'm head over heels for her. But, I don't know…I guess I'm just scared. Scared to actually show my feelings. Scared to show affection in public. Believe it or not, it's definitely easier to say "I love you, Yoruichi" than it is to actually display it.

You see, about three months ago, I finally confessed my love to Yoruichi under our favorite Sakura trees. I will admit I felt like I was going to throw up because I was so nervous. I told myself that I wasn't going to cry if she rejected me. But to be honest, I would have probably broken down and cried my cold, lonely heart out and shunpoed as far away from her as possible. Yet the unthinkable happened.

"Y-Yoru…Yoruichi, I…I…I love you so m-much! I've loved you ever since I set my eyes on you! 100 years ago, you were the only thing that mattered. I would have done anything to see that beautiful smile of yours. Whenever I looked into your golden eyes," tears in my eyes by now, but not crying, "I felt as though a million burdens were lifted off my shoulders. Yoruichi-sama, no…Yoruichi, you are everything to me. I'm sorry if I wasted your time, I just had to come clean. It's okay if you don't return my feelings, I'll…I'll be alright."



My eyes were closed. I was too afraid to look into the eyes of a goddess. I felt a gust of wind and it took me all of my courage to look up.


She was nowhere to be found. I was in that horrid forest all alone. I was going to cry, but not before I destroy every Sakura tree and petal that would soon be full of vile memories. And right when I was about to lash out in anger, I felt the most marvelous pair of arms in the universe wrap around my waist.


That was all I felt. Any emotion I felt before was long gone. A little tear escaped and fell on my cheek. A soft, ebony hand wiped it away.

"Do you realize how long I've waited to hear you say that, little bee? My goodness, when you sent that Hell butterfly saying it was an 'urgent situation,' I thought you had more frustration to exert on me. But a confession of the love I've been yearning for these past hundred years" she turned me around so that our eyes were locked on each other, " I would have never expected it. And with that, I say that I love you too, Soi.

"I had a crush on you when you were my bodyguard and when I left, my feelings gradually turned into something both magnificent and terrible. My love was terrible because you weren't there for me to share it with you. I'm sorry I left you and I'm sorry I led you on like that. I wasn't sure back then, but now that I am, I can finally do this…"

And with that, Yoruichi tilted my head up and placed a gentle, forgiving kiss on my virgin lips.

Yeah, I know, I still cried. But it was worth it because I now have the love of my life walking next me. With a frown plastered on her face and narrowed eyes. And I had my signature scowl wondering, "How the hell am I in love with this annoying pain in the ass?"

Shukkaho3000: And that's that! Let's see how this story goes 'cause I didn't have a good feeling about the first chapter. It's not my fist yuri, but it's the first one I actually put thought in.

Soi: God, you're such a pain in the ass.

Shukkaho3000: Me?

Soi: No, Yoruichi.

Yoruichi: Oh really! I wasn't a pain in the ass when we were tongue wrestling last night!

Soi (Blushing): Shut up!

Yoruichi: What's wrong with you? Did I do something?

Soi: Did you do something? Yoruichi, you-!

Shukkaho3000: Whoa don't tell them what happened, they'll have to stay tuned!

Shukkaho3000, Soi, Yoruichi: Review!