A/N Thanks to all the people who reviewed. I don't own Harry Potter. (No duh.)

"Well, that was interesting," said Fred. "Let's play another round! Harry, truth or dare?"

"Um, I'll take dare," muttered Harry.

"I dare you to dare Professor Snape to ask out Professor McGonagall," Fred said with a mischievous look in his eyes.

"What if he picks truth?"

"Then ask him if he's ever daydreamed about doing things with McGonagall."

"I'll take dare," whispered Severus, surprised at the things kids could come up with. "Minerva, do you want to go to the Three Broomsticks with me tomorrow?"

"Alright," said Minerva. Catcalls and whistles echoed across the Great Hall. "Now, students, everyone dates people. The noises you are making are disrespectful and immature. Please stop." The students groaned, but they obeyed her orders.

"So," said Severus, "Albus, truth or dare?"

"Why, I'll take truth, Severus."

"Have you ever gotten high?"

"On sugar, a couple times. Anything else, no." The group laughed.

"Only a few times? I'd have to disagree with that," said Minerva. The group laughed harder.

"Oh, be quiet," Albus said. "Gregory, truth or dare?"

"Truth, sir."

"What is the most unintelligent thing you've done on your own freewill?"

"I think asking McGonagall if she was a Slytherin because she wears green all the time. You'd thought I asked her if she was still a virgin, the way she reacted. Professor Flitwick, truth or dare?"


"I dare you to kiss Madam Hooch for a minute."

"Why is it that I get all the kissing dares?" The group shrugged. He walked up to Rolanda and made out with her for the required minute. George, truth or dare?"


"How far have you gotten with your current girlfriend?"

"All the way," grinned George. Minerva stared at him, her eyebrows raised.

"Was this ever done in Hogwarts and do you use contraception?"

"We did it at least twenty times in Hogwarts, and of course we use contraception. We're not stupid!"

"Not stupid," murmured Minerva. "Not stupid, but you tell your teacher you've been having sexual intercourse in the school. We'll talk more about this later, with your mother and father."

"Oh, dad won't care. He'll be pleased I'm using protection. Although, if you tell mum, our house won't have a roof anymore. Fred, truth or dare?"

"Dare, dear Georgie."

"I dare you to ask Professor Minnee if she's still a virgin."

"Alright, Georgie. McG, you heard the question. And no, this isn't your truth or are, but you still have to answer it truthfully." Minerva glared at him.

"No, I am not."

"Okay, then. That makes a picture in my mind that I'm going to have nightmares about for years. Luna, truth or dare?"


"Is Professor Snape a greasy dungeon bat?"

"No, the wrackspurts have taken over his mind." Everyone except Luna and Severus roared with laughter. "Professor Sprout, truth or dare?"


"How long do you think Snape and McGonagall's relationship will last?" Severus and Minerva glared at Luna and Pomona. Pomona gulped.

"A couple of mo- I mean years. Rolanda, truth or dare?"


"I dare you to put catnip in Min's food at breakfast tomorrow."

"Will do, Pommie. Min, truth or dare?"


"I dare you to tell Severus what you told me in the staffroom on Friday."

"Severus is a slimy, cowardly git and if he ever insulted my Gryffindors again, I would hex him so badly, he wouldn't be able to speak.

The End!