This was inspired by a review I got for Ed's Theme Song. Props go to Katelyn Azura ParasiteX.

Roy Mustang was bored out of his mind. He had been doing paperwork for hours (with subtle encouragements from Riza's gun). He had missed lunch. And to top it all off, the Elric brothers had stopped in earlier and Ed's constant attitude had given him a headache. His day was not going so well.

As Roy finished signing the last document on his desk, he groaned and slumped over. His head banged on the desk painfully but he didn't care. Maybe if he banged his head on the desk a few more times he could beat the boredom out of his mind. Then again, it might only make his headache worse.

I could…no, Roy thought to himself. He had thought of a way to relieve his boredom but he couldn't do that. Not here in his office. What if someone walked in or heard him? He would become a laughing stock among the other soldiers.

But the boredom…It would not go away. Roy was grasping for anything he could do but his mind just kept coming back to…

"I can't resist the urge anymore!" Roy said to himself. Then he jumped on top of his desk and sang very loudly, "I'm a Barbie girl in a Barbie world! It's fantastic! I'm made of plastic!"

Again, I'll ask, if you have any other songs for Roy or for any of the other fma characters I'd love to know. Who knows, I might just write a fanfic about it.