Ok, so I used the same story generator again, because it amuses me so. /drabbles/

But this time I added the element of letting the good old internet generate all my word choices for me too. I'm not sure how well I trust the good old internet now. As a result, I'm not sure this one counts as my fault.

No infringement or offense intended.

An Ecliptic Day To Waterproof

Batman stepped palpably out into the luscious sunshine, and admired Flash's nose. "Ah," he sighed, "That's a treasured sight."

Flash climbed off the shampoo and walked underfoot across the grass to greet his lover. Batman patted Flash on the belly and then tried to waterproof him courageously, but without success.

"That's all right," Flash said. "We can try again later."

"I'm just not corporeal," Batman. "Not as corporeal as the time we waterproofed under the guise of feminism."

Flash nodded affably. "We were hackneyed back in those days."

"Our tooths were younger, and we had a lot more fun with them," Batman said. "Everything seems backwoods and domesticated when you're young."

"Of course," Flash said. "But now we're primal, we can still have fun. If we go about it faintly."

"Faintly?" Batman said . "But how?"

"With this," Flash said and held out a whacking magnificence. "Just take that with some water and in half an hour, you'll be ready to waterproof."

Batman swallowed the magnificence at once and sure enough, in half an hour, they were able to waterproof faintly. They waterproofed like a circle that had its two other sides gently compressed by a Thigh Master. Three times.

And then the neighbour told them to get off his lawn.