Guys, omg the more uncommon you make the word generator, the better these stories get! I love Batman's frenetic tastebud. Sources: /drabbles/

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A Gunny In Time

On a gewgaw and malarial morning, Batman sat on a horse. It was Valentine's Day and he was all alone. His forearm ached in sorrow for the secret love that he could never share. How could he expect Flash to love someone with a frenetic taste bud?

Jokingly, he began to recite a poem he had composed. "Ah, my love is like a blurry bullish sweatshop, all on a summer's day. I wish my Flash would uncouple me, in his own interpersonal way..."

"Do you?" Flash sat down beside Batman and put his hand on Batman's eye. "I think that could be arranged."

Batman gasped wetly. "But what about my frenetic taste bud?"

"I like it," Flash said cannily. "I think it's presumptive."

They came together and their kiss was like a beached whale tripping on mushrooms mixed in mars bars.

"I love you," Batman said bashfully.

"I love you too," Flash replied and uncoupled him.

They bought a gazelle, moved in together, and lived intently ever after.