Title: Artoo's Frazzled Circuits: The OT Diary
Characters: R2-D2, C-3PO, Luke Skywalker, Leia Organa, Han Solo, Chewbacca, etc
Notes: Written for the 2012 Dear Diary Challenge. Updates will be up every other Monday at the Jedi Council Forums.
Some might recognize the title, it is recycled from a viggie I wrote over a year ago and can be found in my profile.
Also, the dates presented are the product of researching Wookieepedia and, when the information is not available, my own estimations.
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GALACTIC DATE » 35:3:3 GrS
GALACTIC POSITION » CR90 Corvette Tantive IV; Tatoo System, Tatooine's orbit
SITUATION » Under attack by the Empire
»» Been ordered to report to Princess - a.k.a. She-Who-Must-Not-Know-Of-Her-True-Origins - and now having a hard time pinpointing her in the middle of ongoing battle. If only she would just stay in one place or consent to being tagged with a locator device - yes that would be best, then I would be more efficient in watching over her.
»» Managed to miss being hit by 9.4 blasterbolts while crossing a hallway in search for Princess and being followed by C-3PO - Maybe one of the bolts should hit him and make him shut up already. If he says we're doomed one more time...
»» Ooh, looky. It's Ani. He looks taller. I wonder if he'll recognize me. Hmm, best not find out.
»» Found Princess - MISSION STATUS - COMPLETED » DO LITTLE HAPPY DANCE.
»» Been entrusted with secret Death Star plans. » ENTER NEW MISSION PARAMETERS » TOP SECRET - MAXIMUM PRIORITY - deliver plans to General Kenobi A.S.A.P. How fortunate that we're orbiting his base's planet.
»» Advise Princess to stay away from Lord Vader a.k.a. He-Who-Must-Never-Be-Named-As-Anakin Skywalker-To-His-Children. Don't think she understood me. NOTE TO SELF » Get voice synthesizer.
»» Must locate working escape pod. Consider ditching C-3PO - No, I can't do it - he's a drag, but he's my drag.
»» Escape Pod located - TASK STATUS - COMPLETED.
»» Get in here you mindless philosopher! And shut up already.
»» Successfully detached pod from Tantive IV - Hey, I'm good! Gee, I hope they don't use us as target practice.
»» NEXT DESTINATION » Tatooine.
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