No one belongs to me! Please review for the sake of my sanity!
Espada belong to Tite Kubo. Akatsuki and Orochimaru belong to Masashi Kishimoto.
"So basically you're copying us?" An orange haired man stated with a hint of rage, he stared hard at the people across from him. Pein was beyond angry with these people; he just wanted them to die now.
"I don't know what you are talking about." Aizen said with a smirk, glaring right back at Pein.
"Okay then let me explain this to you slowly because you are obviously stupid. First off, I run an evil organization and I have a god-complex. Second, we have a beautiful woman with a great body who is powerful. Thirdly, we had a mad scientist, who liked to experiment on himself and other people. We have an emo who doesn't show emotion until he dies. Also we have a guy with a split personality. We have an old geezer (Tobi because he does talk a lot) who can't shut the hell up. We have two guys who love carnage, and of course we have a guy who has intense rage issues, who also likes to kill his partners. We also have a calm guy, who hates everyone because they disrespect him, and we a priest!" Pein exclaimed loudly to the brow haired idiot, who seemed more confused than before. Pein sighed softly; he really needed some Advil now because his head ache was growing in size.
"I still don't understand!" Aizen said slowly, because the ringy eyed male looked extremely homicidal. The brunette really didn't understand the other man's problem or why he was so livid about this.
"Your team is the cheap knock-off of mine, you took everything from us, and literally couldn't you be more fucking creative instead of stealing my ideas!" Pein screamed out in rage, before flinging himself at the brunette man, slamming Aizen to the ground painfully. He bashed Aizen's head into the ground repeatedly, causing blood to spill out of Aizen's head.
This action caused things to erupt, everyone fighting their opposites across Hueco Mundo. Blood was everywhere, weapons flying through the air, the sky filling with screams, as bodies went down for the count. The screams finally dying out, as the silence returned across the sandy dunes.
"Ok guys, is everyone alive?" Pein questioned, closing his eyes because his migraine was still throbbing inside his brain. He glared at the dead Espada littering the bloody desert; he gave Aizen's dead body a final kick.
"Yes Pein-Danna we are all alive and counting." Konan stated proudly, feeling glad for taking out the copy-cats, who stole her precious Pein's ideas for evil organizations. She handed him a Advil which he took great fully, giving her a smile to show his thankfulness.
"Great job Akatsuki and Orochimaru! I'm very proud of you all and now we have no competitors for evil! Pein laughed out, raising his arms to the sky and dancing around like a crazed fool. Konan patted Pein's back hoping that he would calm down and stop acting insane for once.
"Who the hell are you guys?" A loud brash voice asked in pure shock as he stared at the bodies of his enemies thrown across the sand in bloody heaps and piles of missing limbs. The berry and his friends were extremely surprised to saw the least.
"Who the hell are you people?" Pein asked in defiance, glaring at the new horde of people that had just arrived. He knew if they tried to stop him, then him and the Akatsuki would just have to kill them too.
"Um… We just came to fight the people that you obviously killed; can you kinda tell me why you killed them?" Ichigo asked unsure of the situation at hand or who the hell these people dressed in long cloaks were.
"Oh well, I run an evil organization and this stupid person stole my ideas and tried to use them as his own, so they all had to die." The heavily pierced man said, while giving a kick to Aizen's dismembered body. The Akatsuki gave freighting smiles to the group of people, making the teens shiver slightly.
"Uhhh… well I guess thank you for killing them, were just going to go get our friend Orihime and leave." Ichigo said backing up slowly from the insane s-ranked criminals, because if they beat Aizen and his cronies by themselves then he was sure that he stood no chance.
"Ok, well I and my people are going home bye-bye!" Pein gave a friendly wave, before doing some hand signs making all the Akatsuki and Orochimaru disappear.