Lament of Firenze (or "A Centaur's Song")
I wish I were a unicorn
"Uni" meaning "one" horn
I'd gallop through the mists of night
Courage blazing, horn alight
In the village, they would say
"That unicorn doth prance away!"
And they'd be right, because I would
I try to be nice and good
All the children, girls and boys
Would wave and shout out "give us toys!"
Greedy bastards, little pricks
Suck my massive uni-dick!