So, I noticed there's only 12 stories on the Secret Series thingy. 12! That must change. So here it is. MY PRECIOUS. Dvoličnost izazov for the secret series. (Which is Croatian for the shuffle challenge) yeah, that's right. I always write shuffle challenge in a different language. Ok stage guy! Roll the disclaimer!

Cass: -suspiciously- Who are you?

Clementine (me): part of the midnight sun. I've come to recruit you.

Cass: Never!

Clementine: Nah, I'm just kidding. I'm actually Pseudonymous Bosch!

Cass: No you're not! Max-Ernest becomes Pseudonymous Bosch!

Max-Ernest: *eats chocolate*

Clementine: Fine, Cass, I'm not Max-Ernest and I don't own your books. Thanks for ruining my dreams, Cass.

Firework (Katy Perry)

Max-Ernest used to feel like a paper bag, just floating through the wind. He made jokes to get friends. But still, nobody seemed to like him. But when Cass came along, everything changed. She made him feel important, like he mattered. She brought his true colors, and made him feel like a firework. So obviously, it hurt him to see her marrying Yo-Yoji, who hadn't know her as long. But after the ceremony, she walked to him, smiling. For once, you could see her pointy ears, which she'd always tried to cover.

She grinned at him and said, "Max-Ernest, you're the best friend a person could ever have. And once again she made him feel bright, like a firework.

Review this! Actually, you probably won't cause no ever writes for this series so they probably don't read it either. And if you're reading this and you also like Maximum ride, go find my stories for that too.