A/N: Hello there...? Okay. I know other people have done these, and all the ones I've read are really good, but there just never the way I exactly would picture them. So here you go. I'm really bored, and haven't updated a story in, like, forever, so I thought, 'Hey, why not?' Hope you like... I guess. Just so you know, I will try to add every minor/major character I can remember, from Katie Gardner to Percy Jackson. Silena, Bianca, and other dead people I put in here aren't dead, and the HoO peeps are here. I'm just writing this to have fun.

DISCLAIMER TIME!

Me: …... I haven't been here for so long... Forgot to call someone to do the disclaiming... *looks off into the distance of the studio* WHAT PJO CHARACTER IS FREE TODAY, TODD?

Todd-the-awesomest-stage-crew-guy-ever: Ahh, I'll check on the special 'Who's free today: PJO style' website that I have bookmarked... *serches web*

Me: Stalker...

Todd: What?

Me: Nothing! So, who's free?

Todd: Hmmm, ooh! Can we use the idiot?

Me: Depends. Which one are we talkin' about?

Todd: Valdez. DUH.
Me: OH! That dipwad (sorry Leo and Leo fans), okay. LEO FREAKING VALDEZ, I KNOW YOU'RE HIDING ON SET, SO GET OUT HERE AND SAY THE CURSED DISCLAIMER!

Leo: Hey, wazzup everybody? Anyway, squirrelLOVA doesn't own PJO, HoO, or anything like that but the plot and stuff. BUT! She did get idea from other stories, so the 'idea' technically doesn't count as hers, either.

Me: *sob* I HATE YOU LEO! GET OUT!

Sorry for the extremely long author's note, here's the story! To explain one last thing, I will probably have this and the next chappie or whatever like, show why the people are going there. I'm so sorry if I reuse some issues, BEAR WITH ME!

The Screw-ups

Introductions

Girl #1

Name: Katheryn (Katie) Gardner

Age: 16

Reason for Being in Hospital: Severe OCD (A/N: I know she would be a daughter of Demeter and like dirt, but they are supposed to be very OOC! Please bear with me,)

Romance (interest/crush/etc.)?: Maybe later on there will be some Tratie (Travis and Katie), but who knows.

Girl #2

Name: Annabeth Chase

Age: 16

Reason for Being in Hospital: Alcoholic

Romance (interest/crush/etc.)? Again, probably some Percabeth (Percy and Annabeth), but I don't know.

Girl #3

Name: Clarisse La Rue

Age: 16

Reason for Being in Hospital: Anger Management

Romance (interest/crush/etc.)?: Chris Rodriguez

Girl #4

Name: Thalia Grace

Age: 16

Reason for Being in Hospital: Anger Issues

Romance (interest/crush/etc.)?: MAYBE. Maybe Thalico. Tell me if you want any Thalico in the comments.

Girl #5

Name: Silena Beaugaurd

Age: 16

Reason for Being in Hospital: Anorexic

Romance (interest/crush/etc.)?: Charles (Charlie) Bekendorf, Boyfriend

Girl #6

Name: Piper McLean

Age: 15

Reason for Being in Hospital: Kleptomaiac

Romance (interest/crush/etc.)?: Jason Grace, Boyfriend

Girl #7

Name: Rachel E. Dare

Age: 16

Reason for Being in Hospital:

Romance (interest/crush/etc.)?: Not sure yet.

Girl #8

Name: Juniper Youngling (I couldn't think of a last name!)

Age: 15

Reason for Being in Hospital: Depression

Romance (interest/crush/etc.)?: Grover Underwood

Then there will be other random, non-important girls, so yep! If you have any girls I didn't add, tell me in a PM or a review! The next chapter will be about the main guys.