DISCLAIMER - Transformers are owned by Hasbro Inc. "Bohemian Rhapsody" is owned by Queen.

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Author's note - this is sung from the perspective of an unhappy Autobot warrior.

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By Chris McFeely

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Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?
Caught in a landslide,
We're trapped in Mount Saint Hillary.

Open your eyes,
Look up to the skies and see,
I'm just a poor 'Bot,
I need no sympathy,
Because I'm easy come, easy go,
Shoot up high, shoot down low,
Wonder where Prime's trailer goes?
The war doesn't matter to me...
To me.

Primus, just killed a 'Con,
Put my gun against his head,
Pulled my trigger, now he's dead,
Primus, war had just begun,
Now I know I've thrown my life away,
Primus, oo-oo-oo,
Didn't mean to make you cry,
If I'm not back again this time next cycle,
Carry on, carry on,
As if the war doesn't matter.

Too late, the 'Cons have come,
Send shivers down my spine,
Firing lasers all the time,
Goodbye everybody,
I've got to go,
Gotta leave you all behind and beat retreat,
Primus, oo-oo-oo (Wonder where Prime's trailer goes?),
I don't wanna die,
Sometimes wish I'd never even come on-line!

I see a little silhouetto of a gun,
Megatron, Megatron,
Please don't blow my head off-o!
Fusion cannon glowing,
Stream of insults flowing,
At me!
Alpha Trion (Alpha Trion), Alpha Trion (Alpha Trion), Alpha Trion, Cybertron!
I'm just a poor 'Bot, Prime doesn't like me!
He's just a poor 'Bot, from a poor family,
Spare him his life from this monstrosity!
Easy come, easy go,
Will you let me go?
By the Pit, no! We will not let you go!
Let him go!
By the Pit! We will not let you go!
Let him go!
By the Pit! We will not let you go!
Let me go!
Will not let you go!
Let me go!
Will not let you go!
Let me go-o-o-o-o!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Oh Rumble, Frenzy, Rumble, Frenzy!
Rumble, Frenzy, let me go!
Devastator is about to step on me! On me!
On me!
On me!

So you think you can stomp me and slag me, oh why?
So you think you can shoot me and leave me to die?
Ohh, Starscream! Can't do this to me, Starscream!
Just gotta Roll Out!
Just gotta roll right outta here!

Ohh, yeah, ohh yeah...

The war doesn't matter,
Anyone can see,
The war doesn't matter...
The war doesn't matter...
To me.

Wonder where Prime's trailer goes?

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Please R&R! It's my first songfic, so BE NICE! ^_^

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