Knightmare Chatroom…with the Knightmare characters!
*kitten_whiskers entered the channel
Caei: Lol lk its kitten_whiskers.
Crystal: Umm…thanks Caei.
Crystal: Caei, who are you?
Caei: Well you asked the right guy, i'm a whale biologist.
Crystal: Hmm…I wonder who else will come.
*pinky_sorceress entered the channel
Crystal: Let me guess, is that Sidriss?
Sidriss: O_O? How did you know that?
Crystal: Let me think, you like pink and you're a sorceress. It's wasn't that hard!
Sidriss: Bethsemone, if that's you then I'll be very cross!
Crystal: Noooo, it's me Crystal!
*conan_the_vegetarian entered the channel
Conan?: It is I, Conan the Vegetarian! The most heroic figure ever!
Crystal: Sylvester, I know that's you.
Sylvester: Aww, I've been discovered!
Caei: I'll miss them
Crystal: No, you really won't, Caei.
Crystal: So Sidriss, how are you today?
Sidriss: I'm jolly good! I finally became a Level 2 Lore Mistress!
Crystal: Really? Well done! (*To herself: The dizzy dodo took long enough.)
*funny_ears entered the channel
Crystal: funny_ears…could this be Reconboo perhaps?
Reconboo: Haha, there's no fooling you Mum.
*Lord T.D. entered the channel
Sidriss: Is that you Treguard?
Treguard: It is indeed. I'm guessing that you three are Sidriss, Crystal and Reconboo?
Reconboo: Correct Uncle Treguard.
Treguard: For the last time, STOP CALLING ME THAT!
Crystal: We were just talking about Sidriss moving up a level.
Treguard: Well done Sidriss. You go sightless into peril, but you always come back with a reward.
*robin_hood entered the channel
Crystal: Hands, I know that's still you.
Caei: Bye robin_hood
Crystal: Hmm…Caei must really like Hands.
Reconboo: Who is Caei?
Crystal: A whale biologist apparently.
*blondie_assistant entered the channel
Pickle: You guessed it!
Treguard: (*To himself: Out of all the people who could have come in here…)
Pickle: Master! I thought you didn't approve of technosorcery!
Treguard: I'm sorry but I had to try the internet. And this pop-up about the chatroom wouldn't stop bothering me so I decided to try it out.
Sidriss: Oh goodie. How I do love talking to high power!
Pickle: Err…okay then.
Crystal: And we're all quiet now because…?
Reconboo: I'm out of things to say.
Sidriss: Me too.
*daughter_of_the_setting_moon_who's_eyes_are_like_daggers_in_the_hearts_of_men_who_ride_the_great_caravan_of_the_sultan entered the channel
Sidriss: Umm…let me think…who is this?
Caei: Uh oh, it's daughter_of_the_setting_moon_who's_eyes_are_like_daggers_in_the_hearts_of_men_who_ride_the_great_caravan_of_the_sultan!
Pickle: That's quite a mouthful to say.
Crystal: Nice to (sort of) see you Majida.
Sidriss: Aww, I was going to go with Lillith!
Majida: Great to see you all as well. My bottle really has good Wi-Fi.
Pickle: How long have you been in your bottle, Majida? Six and one half days?
Majida: No! For two months! It's getting a little lonely in here now.
Reconboo: Well at least you have us to chat with.
Majida: I suppose so. So Greybeard, what's been going on?
Treguard: For the last time, MY NAME IS TREGUARD! The dungeon hasn't reformed yet so nothing's been going on recently.
Sidriss: I moved up a level in sorcery!
Majida: Who cares…
Sidriss: HEY! T_T I'm not happy now…
Crystal: Thank goodness! Thanks Majida.
*catapult_rope_dude entered the channel
Crystal: Too easy Hands.
Sylvester: Urrgh! Stop finding me out!
Crystal: I wonder…will Hands ever stop bothering us?
Treguard: Who knows? Who cares?
Reconboo: Fair point.
Crystal: Pickle, will Kully be coming on tonight?
Pickle: She said she would be, but she hasn't turned up yet.
Majida: She could have. Maybe one of us is her, but in disguise.
Reconboo: As if!
Pickle: Master. Do you think anyone here now has said anything stupid yet?
Treguard: (*looks at chat log*) Well apart from Caei, who we know is a bot, not really, no.
Pickle: Then Kully's not here then, is she?
Reconboo: LOLZ XD
Majida: Very modern of you Reconboo.
Treguard: Well now that's sorted, what do we do now?
Crystal: I don't know. Talk about tactics for defeating the Opposition?
Treguard: Too risky Crystal. Lord Fear has every right to read the chat logs.
Majida: Well we could PM each other.
Treguard: That would be too slow. We could only talk to one person at a time.
Reconboo: Lame . Dad, you do realise that Aunt Kully could read that bad post you typed before?
Reconboo: Oops…should I have said that?
Crystal: Better to be safe than sorry Reconboo.
Majida: Pfft, I'm bored. Treguard, can you click your fingers and make something exciting happen?
Treguard: Why don't you; you're the genie!
Majida: Just because I'm the magical one doesn't mean I have to conjure up stuff all the time!
Crystal: Caei, can you click your fingers for us?
Caei: but i have no ARMS... NO ARMS$*#*#?$~ [runs away]
Reconboo: …what was that all about?
Crystal: I guess bots aren't really the social type. They must have had a sheltered life.
Majida: Ok, 'I'll' click my fingers then!
Majida: *clicks fingers*
*lord_fear entered the channel
Lord Fear: What's this? 'The Goblin Fodder Club' or something?
Treguard: What the?
Crystal: …didn't see that coming. Great job Majida =(
Majida: Hey! Don't go blaming this on me Crystal!
Lord Fear: Ooh, a girly fight! I've always wanted to see one of these!
Crystal: Oh shut up you idiot!
Treguard: Never mind that! What are you doing here, Fear?
Lord Fear: Well I thought I'd pop in just for old…I mean new time's sake. So what did I miss?
Crystal: Err…well you just missed Pickle and Caei (the bot) running off like lunatics, Sidriss got angry and signed off a while ago and Sylvester Hands keeps coming into chat under different names but it's easy to see that it's him.
Lord Fear: Huh, that's just typical of Hands I guess.
*lord_feary_thingy entered the channel
Sylvester (obviously): I AM LORD FEAR! DA WEIRDEST VILLAIN-THINGY EVER TO WALK THE PLANET!
Treguard: Oh my!
Majida: Uh oh!
Reconboo: OMG THIS IS BAD!
Caei: Ow! that was my only lung
Crystal: Oooo, you're in trouble now Hands!
Lord Fear: Hands…I'm giving you a ten second head-start.
Sylvester: O_O? Your Lordship! I-I'm sooo sorry!
Lord Fear: 10…9…8…
Sylvester: I'M GOOOOOONE!
Lord Fear: If you'll excuse me everyone. I have some…small business to take care of. Ciao!
Reconboo: Good luck Fear!
Majida: Hmm…still no sign of Kully.
Treguard: Sorry, Hordriss has contacted me. I have to go.
Crystal: Okay. See you tomorrow Treguard.
*Lord T.D. disconnected
Reconboo: I'm beat. Night Mum. Night Majida.
Majida: I guess I'll go as well. Goodnight!
Crystal: And then there were two. Goodnight Caei!
Caei: Night Crystal.
A few minutes later…
*Kullylicious entered the channel
Kully: Huh? There's no-one here. Did I turn up late?
*sylvester_hands entered the channel
Sylvester: Aww, everyone's gone.
Sylvester: Ooh! It's that elfin! This'll be fun!
Kully: Oh no, it's Hands! Caei, help me!
Caei: [puts on nightie]