A/N: This is modelled after a fic by Annie Sparklecakes called "Narubook". I simply wanted to try it out for myself. The story is not at all meant to be taken seriously.


Status: It's Complicated


Dan Cahill, Ultimate Ninja Lord is awesome. Like totally.

Amy Cahill and Evan Tolliver are no longer in a relationship.

Dan Cahill, Ultimate Ninja Lord writes on Dork-Bot, Amy's wall:

"Are you D: ?"

Amy Cahill is feeling melancholic.

Dan Cahill, Ultimate Ninja Lord does not understand the Dork-Bot's feelings.

Natalie Kabra writes on Dan Cahill, Ultimate Ninja Lord's wall:

"Fool."

Amy Cahill writes on Dan Cahill, Ultimate Ninja Lord's wall:

"Yes, Dan, I am D:"

Natalie Kabra has a terrible feeling that Ian is mentally praising the Lord.

Ian Kabra denies it vehemently.

Natalie Kabra wonders if they even believe in God.

Natalie Kabra writes on Ian Kabra's wall:

"Are we atheists?"

Ian Kabra will not even bother to answer.

Natalie Kabra does not like Facebook because she has to mingle with peasants. But she tolerates it because she is a trendsetter.

Mark Zuckerberg is not bothered at all by her comment, rolls around in a huge pile of money in his private chalet in the Alps, and chooses to ignore her.

Natalie Kabra does not like being ignored, but Mark Zuckerberg is too far away to shoot.

Jonah Wizard writes on Mark Zuckerberg's wall:

"Yo! Whassup, ma homie?"

Natalie Kabra discovers that Ian has a picture of the walking fashion faux pas hidden in some nook and cranny of his room. She is disgusted.

Dan Cahill, Ultimate Ninja Lord agrees with Natalie Kabra.

Ian Kabra does not have any such picture.

Amy Cahill does not know whether to be touched or creeped out. In the end, she goes with being touched.

Nellie Gomez, Pure Awesomesauce tells Dan Cahill, Ultimate Ninja Lord that Amy also has a picture of Ian in her dresser.

Dan Cahill, Ultimate Ninja Lord is freaked out.

Dan Cahill, Ultimate Ninja Lord hurls.

Nellie Gomez, Pure Awesomesauce writes on Dan Cahill, Ultimate Ninja Lord's wall:

"Not on the carpet!"

Dan Cahill, Ultimate Ninja Lord and Natalie Kabra have formed The Ian and Amy Separation Front.

The Ian and Amy Separation Front invites all other Facebook users to join the group.

AMIAN FANS 4 LIFE organize a global movement.

The Ian and Amy Separation Front and AMIAN FANS 4 LIFE are attending EPIC SHOWDOWN.

The Ian and Amy Separation Front backs out first, because it only has two members right now.

AMIAN FANS 4 LIFE win the first round of EPIC SHOWDOWN. Fangirls all over the world rejoice! :DDDDDDDD

Saladin, the Cat's Pajamas joins The Ian and Amy Separation Front to get more red snapper. Mrrrpp.

Natalie Kabra wonders why the cat is joining the group but doesn't really care, because The Ian and Amy Separation Front now has one more member.

Ian Kabra wonders why the blasted cat plagues him online too.

Dan Cahill, Ultimate Ninja Lord admits that he is the one pretending to be Saladin, the Cat's Pajamas because he is training to be the next James Bond.

Buffy, Ian Kabra Slayer also joins The Ian and Amy Separation Front. Woof.

Ian Kabra curses at Buffy, Ian Kabra Slayer and wonders why all the wretched animals haven't been put to sleep yet.

Ian Kabra writes on Dan Cahill, Ultimate Ninja Lord's wall:

"Will you stop impersonating beasts, Daniel?"

Alistair Oh admits that he is the one who is pretending to be Buffy, Ian Kabra Slayer, because he also secretly wants to be James Bond.

Dan Cahill, Ultimate Ninja Lord and Alistair Oh share a virtual high five.

Ian Kabra ignores Natalie Kabra who wants to go shopping.

Amy Cahill is not answering Dan Cahill, Ultimate Ninja Lord too.

Dan Cahill, Ultimate Ninja Lord storms into Amy's room AND IAN AND AMY ARE CHATTING ONLINE!1!1! D:

Natalie Kabra echoes his sentiments.

Isabel Kabra rejoins the Cahill Network.

Jonah Wizard quietly disappears without another "Yo!" because the crazy lady scares him.

Everyone else goes O.o

Isabel Kabra muses on where her husband, V, is.

V is being evil somewhere.

Isabel Kabra does some soul-searching but she finds nothing. She concludes that she doesn't have one.

Dan Cahill, Ultimate Ninja Lord writes on Isabel Kabra's wall:

"I could have told you that!"

The Holts are busy mud-wrestling.

The Holts join The Ian and Amy Separation Front, just cuz they can.

The Starlings are busy inventing a weapon that will change the history of the world.

Nellie Gomez, Pure Awesomesauce wants to see the weapon. She likes to see things go boom.

Dan Cahill, Ultimate Ninja Lord totally agrees with Nellie Gomez, Pure Awesomesauce.

V does not remember having a Facebook account.

V kills V's PR team.

V's PR Team is dead.

Everyone else goes O.o again.

Isabel Kabra applauds his decision, because the PR team has always been irritating.

V and Isabel Kabra form The Diabolical Duo.

The Diabolical Duo are being evil somewhere.

Dan Cahill, Ultimate Ninja Lord has totally forgotten about Dork-Bot and Ian-Brat.

Amy Cahill and Ian Kabra are in a relationship.

Dan Cahill, Ultimate Ninja Lord now remembers Dork-Bot and Ian-Brat.

Natalie Kabra and Dan Cahill, Ultimate Ninja Lord are hyperventilating out of disgust and shock.

Hamilton Holt is having a blast hacking Amy Cahill's account. :DDDDDDDDD

Mrs. Ian Kabra joins the Cahill Network.

Mrs. Ian Kabra writes on her soulmate, Ian Kabra's wall:

"I LUV U!1!AMY SUKS!11!"

The Real Mrs. Ian Kabra joins the Cahill Network.

The Real Mrs. Ian Kabra writes on her soulmate, Ian Kabra's wall:

"I LUV U MORE!"

The Real Mrs. Ian Kabra writes on her soulmate, Ian Kabra's wall:

"AND AMY DOS SUCK!"

Ian Kabra does not remember marrying all these people and hesortofthinksAmy'samazing.

Hamilton Holt is at it again. ;D

Ian Kabra really doesn't remember marrying all these people, though. And he reallydoessortofthinkthatAmy'samazing.

The Ian and Amy Separation Front write on Hamilton Holt's wall:

"HAM! STOP HAMMING!"

Hamilton Holt IT WASN'T ME THIS TIME!

Sinead Starling wants to say that it was her who hacked Ian Kabra's account...but it wasn't. No one did.

The Ian and Amy Separation Front NOOOOOO!

Amy Cahill now thinks that she and Ian should maybe give theirrelationshipanothershot.

Amy Cahill kicks Mrs. Ian Kabra and The Real Mrs. Ian Kabra out of the Cahill Network.

Ian Kabra approves.

The Diabolical Duo are being evil somewhere.

The Ian and Amy Separation Front and AMIAN FANS 4 LIFE continue the EPIC SHOWDOWN.

AMIAN FANS 4 LIFE come out victorious, even though The Ian and Amy Separation Front have Saladin, the Cat's Pajamas and Buffy, Ian Kabra Slayer on their side.

Amy Cahill and Ian Kabra quietly log out of Facebook.

The Ian and Amy Separation Front is in mourning.

AMIAN FANS 4 LIFE throw a huge party, and you're invited! \(^o^)/

Sinead Starling goes back to help her brothers with the weapon.

Nellie Gomez, Pure Awesomesauce and Hamilton Holt are invited by The Starlings to see things go boom.

Alistair Oh is making wedding burritos.

Natalie Kabra and Dan Cahill, Ultimate Ninja Lord dread thinking who it's for.

Dan Cahill, Ultimate Ninja Lord follows Nellie Gomez, Pure Awesomesauce to watch things go boom to forget about the Dork-Bot and Ian-Brat.

Dan Cahill, Ultimate Ninja Lord is :D

Natalie Kabra is going to Harrods to drown her sorrows in shopping.

The Diabolical Duo are still being evil somewhere.

Dan Cahill, Ultimate Ninja Lord is D:

- FIN –