Pikachu And Piplup: Stupidity Saga

By Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus

Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus: Well, enjoy this, guys!

Pikachu and Piplup were both in their cozy little wooden house, which they shared. The roof was red, but the house was painted yellow with bluish stripes painted over it. Pikachu woke up, stretching his little yellowish arms as he poked his head down from the top bunk of the wooden bunk bed he shared with Piplup, his long ears twitching on their own.

"Piplup, get up!" Pikachu chimed as he smiled, tilting his head to the right, pushing his red blanket off of himself. "We're gonna go see the princess today! Get up, you stubborn little penguin!"

Piplup yawned loudly as he stretched, cracking his neck as he groaned, rubbing his right eye while holding his green blanket with his left flipper. "Ohh… what is it now, Pika?" He groaned in response.

Pikachu chuckled as he shook his head. "Come on, Pip. Princess Meloetta is expecting us. We gotta go see her!"

Piplup sneered as he waved his right flipper at Pikachu in protest. "Nah… I'm gonna stay in bed all day and just sleep."

Pikachu dropped his ears, an obvious annoyed look on his face. "You gotta be kidding me. Are you really gonna act like a Slaking all day?"

"Yes, now leave me alone!" Piplup shouted back as he covered his head with his blanket. "I need my beauty sleep!"

Pikachu rolled his eyes as he jumped out of his bed, grabbing Piplup and heading out of his wooden house, heading eastward towards the concrete, highly colorful castle overlooking the bright, cherry village. Piplup screamed as he flailed his flippers about, while Pikachu marched on forward. Two Bellossom and a Cherubi noticed, waving at Pikachu as Pikachu pressed forward, moving through the sea of Eevee, Sewaddle, Venipede, Bellossom, Oddish, Bellsprout, Cherubi, Cherrim, Slakoth, Marril, Azurill, Wooper, and Wynaut. After several minutes, Pikachu and Piplup made it to the castle ground, running up the grand white stairs as they stood on the bright red carpet, standing in front of the fair Princess Aria Meloetta, who clapped her hands together with glee as she was happy to see Pikachu and Piplup.

"Oh, joy is me! Pikachu, Piplup, you two came quickly!" Meloetta exclaimed as she giggled, hugging Pikachu tightly.

Piplup grumbled as he folded his flippers, obviously jealous. Meloetta then stood back, opening her arms as she thoroughly explained the plans for today.

"I'm so glad you two are here. I got wonderful news!" Meloetta exclaimed on a high-pitched note, "We're all going to have a huge fiesta tonight! It would be grand if you could go and invite all the Pokemon over the continent!"

Piplup rubbed his forehead. "And just how is that possible? It's not like me and Pikachu are actually gonna go explore the entire region just to-"

Pikachu slammed Piplup across the back of the head with a swift Iron Tail, nearly knocking out the brains of the water type penguin Pokemon. Piplup growled as he stated continuously pecking Pikachu, much to the electrical mouse Pokemon's dismay. Meloetta giggled as she separated the two from each other.

"Come on, guys, let's do this in good faith!" Meloetta stated as she winked with her right eye. "Now, let's just go in and check what we have, hmm?" She grabbed Pikachu's right hand and Piplup's left flipper, walking in with the dup in tow.

Meowth, Wobbuffet, and Mime Jr. were watching from the red tiled roof of the castle, looking at each other as Meowth was hatching a devious plan.

"Bwa ha ha," Meowth chortled as he rubbed his chin, "This will be a cinch. I'll drop through the roof, snag Aria Meloetta, and then we'll make it home free!"

Wobbuffet rubbed the back of his head. "But Meowth, why are we kidnapping the princess for? What's to gain from this?"

Meowth punched Wobbuffet in the face. "It's obviously to get all the riches that da world has ta offa! Now come with me on this, guys!"

Mime Jr. pointed at the sky, the familiar Meowth balloon floating nearby. "We got our escape ready for go, boss!"

Meowth laughed vigorously as thunder boomed in the background, the normal type cat Pokemon proclaiming, "Excellent! Let the kidnapping begin!"

Pikachu and Piplup have been inside Meloetta's castle many times, but every single time, they were still impressed as they walked through the ancient hallways. Meloetta glanced at Pikachu with a big grin on her face, Pikachu sheepishly chuckling as they eventually reached the throne room, where Meloetta headed to the throne to get something. Pikachu and Piplup watched in a perverted matter as Meloetta swung her hips back and forth, the giggling being her teasing the two male Pokemon.

"Okay, boys, I got this one thing for you," Meloetta stated as she grabbed an odd green colored stopwatch, handing it to Pikachu. "I'm pretty sure this watch will do you good for when you go across the world."

Pikachu was still going gaga for Meloetta, while Piplup was groaning more and more, holding his head with both his flippers. Suddenly, the entire castle began shaking, causing nearly all the Pokemon inside to make a run for it. Meloetta fell on the throne as she gasped, while Pikachu and Piplup both fell on their butts, caught off guard by Meowth, who suddenly appeared in front of the duo.

"Ehehehehe! Expecting to have a good time with da princess, twerps?" Meowth taunted as he stuck his tongue out at Pikachu and Piplup, turning around and smacking his butt at them. "Too Bad. Meowth Time!"

Pikachu got up, charging his cheeks as he electrocuted Meowth, causing Meowth to fall on his back, injured by the powerful thunderbolts. Shaking his head, Meowth jumped back up, tossing a smoke ball down, causing smoke to appear as Meowth nabbed Meloetta, jumping up and grabbing the ladder behind him, looking up and calling out to Wobbuffet and Mime Jr. "Now! Pull me up, I got her!"

Meloetta was caught in Meowth's grip, struggling to break free. "Pikachu, Piplup! Help!" She continued screaming as the ladder was pulled up, with both Meowth and Meloetta getting inside the green basket.

Piplup jumped back up, dropping his beak in disbelief. "Oh great! Meowth came to spoil the party again!" He turned to Pikachu, fidgeting uncontrollably. "What do we do now?"

Pikachu clenched his fists as he looked up at the Meowth balloon. "Isn't it obvious? We save Meloetta and beat up Meowth and his goons!"

Piplup groaned as he slapped his forehead. "I got a BAD feeling about this…"

Pikachu and Piplup headed eastward, leaving behind the castle and village as they chased after Meowth and his two grunts, who were getting away with Meloetta in their hot air Meowth balloon. Pikachu was full of energy, whereas Piplup was just about ready to collapse. Pikachu turned around, seeing Piplup on the smooth green grass, panting heavily.

"Piplup!" Pikachu exclaimed in an annoyed tone as he grabbed Piplup's left flipper, trying to pull him up. "Come on! You can't just sit here! Those goons are getting away!"

Piplup wheezed as he pulled his flipper away from Pikachu. "Oh, let me be! You're the hero, you go get them! I'll be fine, just neglected, alone... forgotten..."

Pikachu sighed as he placed his left arm on his forehead, closing his eyes and shaking his head. "Oh Piplup, you've left me no choice." He charged up his red cheeks, using Thunderbolt on Piplup, causing the water type penguin Pokemon to jump up, screaming in pain after being electrocuted. His eyes were widened, causing him to glare angrily at Pikachu, who merely shrugged.

"Okay, okay. You got my attention." Piplup replied snarkly as he folded his flippers, batting his left eye at Pikachu, "So, where do we find them, Einstein?"

Pikachu scratched the top of his head. "Well... that's the thing..." He turned to his right, looking eastward, to see that the Meowth balloon was no longer visible. He screamed as his eyes widened, briefly turning into a stone cold gray statue as he realized how much time has past. "They're gone! You see, Piplup, this is why I shocked you!"

Piplup closed his eyes as he waved his right flipper at Pikachu. "Oh, blame the penguin! What about you, rat boy?"

Pikachu slapped Piplup across the face with a powerful Iron Tail, knocking him on his back. Pikachu then grabbed the knocked out Piplup, dragging him eastward across the green, grassy meadows.

Pikachu and Piplup continued exploring the vast, wide open meadows, which sprawled pleasantly under the bright, clear blue sky, the white puffy clouds casting shadows onto the perfectly green grass. Piplup was a bit more light hearted having some sense knocked into him, in part thanks to Pikachu whacking him with a powerful Iron Tail, while Pikachu remained vigilant, ever so hoping to rescue the fair Princess Aria Meloetta from the clutches of that dastardly Meowth.

"They couldn't have gone too far..." Pikachu muttered as he frantically looked left and right. "Where are they?"

Piplup rubbed his right flipper with his left. "It wouldn't be hard to ask the natives around here, Pikachu."

Pikachu gasped, turning to Piplup and nodding frantically. "Piplup, that's it! Your genius is showing!"

Piplup glanced at his stomach, then looked back at Pikachu. "I'm a bird, remember? Ours aren't as advanced as yours..."

Pikachu slapped his forehead as he sighed. "Not what I meant..."

Pikachu and Piplup continued walking straight, heading eastward. They then came across a pond, which was the home to many native Finneon, Basculin, and Wooper.

"Hey look!" One of the female Wooper exclaimed with glee, pointing at Pikachu and Piplup with her tail. "It's some new folk! They look exciting!"

Another female Wooper swam up to the first Wooper. "Teehee! Hey, you're right! I wonder what brings them here!"

Pikachu walked to the shiny colored female Finneon, who apparently was the proprietor of the pond. "Excuse me, Ms. Finneon! Yes, you there, shiny!" He exclaimed as he pointed at the shiny Finneon.

The shiny Finneon gasped, turning around to Pikachu and Piplup, two normal colored Finneon swimming behind her. "Yes? Can I help you two boys?"

Piplup rubbed the back of his head. "Well, you see, we're after a princess... and she got kidnapped."

The shiny Finneon gasped as she moved back. "Oh, really That's a shame!" She shook her head as she frowned. "I apologize in advance, as there's not much information I could give you two... we have seen a balloon coming by here, though."

Pikachu's eyes raised up. "Wait, balloon?" He walked up closer to Finneon. "Do you mean, as in a balloon that looks like a Meowth?"

The shiny Finneon nodded. "Yes! It was quite a sight! I've never seen anything like it in my lifetime!"

Piplup placed his right flipper on his hip. "How old are you, anyway?"

The shiny Finneon giggled, shaking her left fin at Piplup. "My dear boy, you'll have to find out later! Ehehehehe!"

Piplup rolled his eyes as he turned to Pikachu. "We're not gonna get far if we just stay here, Pikachu."

Pikachu nodded in agreement as he folded his stubby little arms together. "You're right, Pip." He turned back to the shiny Finneon. "We just want to know what's beyond this little pond here."

The shiny Finneon smiled broadly as she turned around, pointing forward with her right fin. "Well, if you keep heading east from here, you'll reach the boundaries of Melody Mountain!" She turned back to Pikachu and Piplup. "You should pick up on some supplies, though. You'll get lost once you get to there!"

Pikachu sighed as he turned to Piplup, remarking, "She has a good point. Let's go get some stuff."

Piplup sighed as he complained, his left flipper on his forehead, "I got a bad feeling about this..."

Meanwhile, high in the sky, the Meowth balloon was coming right up to the musical peaks of Melody Mountain. Meowth chuckled as he rubbed his paws together, while Mime Jr. and Wobbuffet kept Princess Aria Meloetta some company, who was trapped in a pretty tight cage.

"I plead you, please let me go!" Meloetta pleaded as she held her hands together. "I don't even know why you want to kidnap me in the first place?"

Mime Jr. rubbed his right hand on his left arm. "Well... we wanna be rich... at least, that's what Meowth wants."

Meloetta eyed Mime Jr. oddly. "Really? Being rich? Is that all you're kidnapping me for?"

Wobbuffet coughed as he placed his right arm around the cage Meloetta was kept inside of. "Well, considering what this fanfic is about, I'd say it's pretty okay."

Meloetta had a confused expression on her face. "What? Fanfic? Now you're just spouting nonsense!"

Meowth turned around, slapping Meloetta across the face. "Shaddap! The important thing is, we got you, and now that we do, we're entitled to whatever we want!" He turned around, looking out towards the mountainous view. "Just imagine... in a few mere minutes, we'll be da riches men in da world!"

Meloette frowned, closing her eyes as she shook her head. "Oh... Pikachu, Piplup... please hurry up..."

After several more minutes of shopping, Pikachu and Piplup got enough supplies, waving goodbye to the citizens of the pond as they headed eastward, heading straight towards the musical range of Melody Mountain.