So i was reading some Raj/Howard fics when this idea came to me...

Disclaimer: Me no own-y

It was just another day, and the whole crew was chilling in Sheldon and Leonard's apartment eating Chinese food.

"Oh please, Penny." Sheldon replied to Penny's previous comment. "You wouldn't get it even if he explained it to you. The problem set is just too complicated for a cornhusker such as yourself."

"Excuse me?" She asked, offended.

Raj leaned over and whispered in Howard's ear. "I wish i was your problem set, because then i'd be really hard, and you'd be doing me on the desk."

Howard blushed fiercely and choked on his pork, attracting attention from the other inhabitants of the room.

"You okay there, Howard?" Leonard asked, concerned.

"Fine, fine..." He wheezed out weakly, placing an arm nonchalantly over his thighs.

"What did Raj say?" A curious Penny asked.

"Just... Booyah." Wolowitz replied, his blush still in full effect.

"Okay..." Luckily, Penny didn't press the subject, and moments later, the topic had changed. Suddenly, a hot breath was on Howard's ear again.

"That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?" This time, Raj licked Howard's ear, causing him to go even more red. Howard hugged his arm a little closer around his middle.

"So what'd Raj say this time?" Penny asked, a shit eating grin present on her face.

"Huh?" Wolowitz's voice was higher than he expected it to be.

"Oh nothing."

Howard was planning a way to get to the bathroom without anyone noticing when Raj leaned in again.

"I'm an astrophysiscist and my next mission is to explore Uranus" One more long lick to the ear.

"!" Howard squeaked then gulped audibly.

"And you're sure you're okay Howard?" Leonard asked.

"Fine." It came out as barely lower than his previous squeak. Raj looked up from where he was previously innocently eating his food, unable to surpress his smirk any longer.

"I dunno, Buddy. Maybe I should take you home." He suggested. Pulling Howard, who held his food in front of his pants, to his feet, Raj led him out to the car.

"Do you really have to do that when we're at Sheldon's?"

"Would you perfer I did it during Thanksgiving dinner?" Raj asked mischieviously.

"... nope. Sheldon's place is good."

Raj leaned in close and kissed his boyfriend.

"Now is that your inhaler in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"

"Shut up..."

So this was my first BBT fic, but I just got to thinking... no one ever really KNOWS what Raj whispers to Howard... hehehehe

A little pervy, but I hope it was kinda funny.