How To Be A Mario Fan 101: Continued Again
Step 31: Get yourself a pair of blue eyes to put on your color of your eyes.
Step 32: Get a jetpack and fly up to every cloud and draw a happy face on it with a sharpie marker.
Step 33: Find a venus flytrap and color it polka-dotted to make it look like a piranha plant.
Step 34: Go to random people's houses and color their pipes under the sink or bathroom, green.
Step 35: Force every single main character in the Mario games to play a racing game called Mariokart.
Step 36: Once you become famous, create your own race tracks and force people to wear silly Mario costumes in order to play.
Step 37: Make every single Toad be forced to be Peach's guards. Note: If they say no, wack 'em.
Step 38: When your gonna have sexual intercourse with Peach (only) become a professional doctor and call yourself doctor Mario.
Step 39: Only eat Pasta and Mushrooms for the rest of your life.
Step 40: Be chubby.
Step 41: Be able to jump high.
Step 42: Get Peach a castle.
Step 43: Just shut up for the rest of your life.
Step 44: Be able to walk around your city in a Mario plumber outfit.
Step 45: Find an old man and name him Professor E. Gadd and force him to build stupid machines and make him talk gibberish.
Step 46: Be brave.
Step 47: Steal a turtle's shell and use it to kick it to stuff.
Step 48: Make a flower red and shoot out fireballs.
Step 49: Draw a Mushroom a face and eat it and try to grow puberty fast.
Step 50: Be able to trust that people will talk for you. Note: Like a wingman.