Note: reading some online chat fic, mostly from my favorite story, Rocky Horror Facebook Show and VeronaChat, I want to try making one or two. Here I am, trying to write another online fic. This is my second attempt, so please, flame me if you want. ^^

Disclaimer: Eiichiro Oda and Zuckerberg


Never Add Your Family


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Real Life: It was such a boring day and Vegeta couldn't be more desperate than that. His wife acted more annoying lately, as if everything was his fault. That woman was nothing but problem, he grunted silently. Trunks came closer to his father, who was busily switching the channels.

"I have installed new program you wanted in the computer, Dad. You may try it now."

"Oh?" Vegeta's expression changed a bit. "What are you waiting, then?"

Trunks smiled coyly to his father. "Well, could you tell mom to raise my allowance?"

"Don't push your luck, boy." Vegeta said with flat face, throwing Trunks out of his room, literally.

Facebook Online:

[The Prince] updated his status: I almost ended up killing those blockheads for cutting my queue

[Tarbleismyname] and 42 others like this.

[King Yemma] commented on [The Prince] status: GLAD you didn't! Hate working on Sunday~!

[Yamucha desu] commented on [The Prince] status: typical of you, huh…

[Tarbleismyname] commented on [The Prince] status: onii-san! mind to visit me this weekend? Gure and I will celebrate the 100th day we met! ^^b

[Songoku] commented on [The Prince] status: Bulma asked you to buy her stuffs?

[Chi-Chi], [Kuri-Kuri], [Handsome Kamesennin the Single Gentleman], [PicoChan] and 425 others like this.

[The Prince] poked [Songoku]

[The Prince] commented on his own status: how dare you Kakarotto! Such nuisance! Bulma never… that woman never… WHAT ARE YOU BABLING ABOUT?

[Songoku] commented on [The Prince] status: you're not really good at lying, Vegeta :-3

[The Prince] commented on his own status: bastard!

[Songoku] poked [The Prince]

[The Prince] poked [Songoku]

[Songoku] poked [The Prince]

[The Prince] poked [Songoku]

[Songoku] poked [The Prince]

[The Prince] poked [Songoku]

[The Prince] posted on [Songoku] wall: one more poke and I'll remove you, fucking dumbshit.

[Songoku] commented on his own post: Geezee, no need to be grumpy, all right! -_-

[PicoChan] commented on [The Prince] wall post: Worthless Saiyans are the shittiest things in the world

[Songoku] commented on his own post: Piccolo? You've got fancy name!

[The Prince] commented on his wall post: THE HELL! What you mean with the shittiest thing, fucking Namec! I'll rip you into goddamn pieces!

[PicoChan] commented on [The Prince] wall post: you won't defeat me with that power, Saiyans!

[The Prince] commented on his wall post: I'll blast the shit of you!

[Marron daddy little girl] likes this.

[Kuri-Kuri] commented on [The Prince] wall post: NOT AGAIN! [Marron daddy little girl] this wall isn't suitable for your age!

[Songoku] commented on his own post: [Kuri-Kuri] your grey hair soon grow faster, hahaha!

[Chi-Chi] poked [Songoku]

[PicoChan] commented on [The Prince] wall post: GYAHAHAHA! I LOVE CORNBREEEEAAADDD!

[Songohan] commented on [The Prince] wall post: Piccolo has been hacked, father, Uncle Vegeta, Uncle Kuririn. Ignore that troll.

[Videl the Satan Daughter] likes this.

[Videl the Satan Daughter] [Videl the Satan Daughter]: isn't he the cutest thing?

[Songoku] commented on his own post: I think I knew who did that… funny actually. :-D

[The Prince] commented on his wall post: You do have no brain, Kakarotto!

[Songoku] commented on his own post: Vegeta, ask Trunks/Bulma to help [PicoChan] would you?

[The Prince] commented on his wall post: ask them by yourself. Adding family into this cyber thing is never my style, hmph!

[Hottiest Gurl] commented on [The Prince] wall post: Vegetaaa! Have you bought my regular pantyliner?

[Yamucha desu], [Songoku], [Kuri-Kuri], [Blue-haired Knight] and 1342 like this.

[Songohan] commented on [The Prince] wall post: pantyliner?

[Songoku] commented on his own post: somehow adding family member is so wrong, hahaha…

[Yamucha desu] commented on [The Prince] wall post: lucky me not being trapped in that household!

[Kuri-Kuri] commented on [The Prince] wall post: Bulma is the scariest woman ever, heee…

[The Prince], [Songoku] and 72 other like this.

[Hottiest Gurl] commented on [The Prince] wall post: the notifications, guys! Just watch your back!

[Hottiest Gurl] commented on [The Prince] wall post: VEEGEEETAA?

[The Prince] logged out.

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Thanks for reading, everyone!

Once again, all feedbacks are gladly accepted inluding flames! ^^