Pinnochio: I'm alive!
"Geppetto can you believe it I'm alive! I'm a boy!"
"Oh, that's great! Ooops, there's still a piece of bark on your belly. Just give me a second and I'll saw it off for you. Here I'll use one of these brand new chainsaws!"
"Wait Dad! I'm not made out of wood anymore! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!"