Title: Movie Critic
Author: S J Smith
Summary: Angel and Connor discuss movies. Kinda.
Disclaimer: These characters belong to Joss. I'm just making them dance to my tune.
Notes: Written for the Fandom_Stocking community on LJ.
The goo dripped off of Angel's hair, falling to his shoulders and sliding down his arms to dribble onto the floor.
Connor raised an eyebrow. "What happened to you?"
Angel tightened his mouth, considering flinging some of the noxious stuff at his son. He settled for asking, "What does it look like?"
Swinging his legs off the arm of the chair, Connor set his feet on the floor, closing the book he was reading. "Well, it looks like you've gone ten rounds with the Dagobah system, and lost." He tilted his head to the side. "You do know what the Dagobah system is?"
"I'm kind of disturbed you know." Angel tried to move and realized the sticky stuff was setting.
"Why? Star Wars is the classic story of good versus evil. And daddy issues." Connor's smile nearly split his face in half. It was still a frightening look for the young man, despite his more…mature…attitude toward things. Including his vampire parents. "I'd think you'd approve."
Angel ran a hand over his gelled hair, having to jerk it free when the goo tried to stick to itself. "I," he said, "need a shower. We can discuss movies later."
He ignored Connor's shout of, "I don't suppose you know Flesh Gordon, do you?"
Boys, after all, remained boys, and horny bastards, determined to scandalize their parents, no matter what.
Note: Flesh Gordon is a classic SF porn movie based on, of course, Flash Gordon. Oddly enough, George Lucas may've inadvertently snitched a scene from it to use in The Empire Strikes Back. At least, that's what I thought when I saw Flesh Gordon, which predates Star Wars by some years.