"Napoleon, how many people have you invited for Thanksgiving dinner?"

"Just you."

"What is all this?"

"Well, Dinner's at four, but we need appetizers to watch 'March of the Wooden Soldiers' and then football, so there are deviled eggs, celery, olives, nuts and beer, of course. Dinner will be turkey with stuffing, lasagna, green bean casserole, mashed potatoes, salad, cranberry sauce, apple cider, broccoli rabe, apple pie for dessert and wine."

"Obviously, I am spending the night here because I will be incapable of movement."

"Then my mission will be accomplished. Have an egg."

"Spacibo, my friend."

"Happy Thanksgiving!"