ALL YOU CAN EAT
WOW Dawn. Dean's been doing what he does best, but the outcome isn't pleasant. Some more Dean tummy love for Laedieduske.
Disclaimer: I don't own them - I couldn't afford the food bills.
"Can't move," Dean whimpered, sprawled on his bed, hands limply kneading the grossly swollen belly protruding over his undone jeans
"I'm not surprised," Sam snorted; "man, you're disgusting."
Dean's abused innards gurgled menacingly.
"I won us a free meal," he groaned indignantly.
"Dean, don't know if it dawned on you, but we'd have paid with a fake card!"
"I got a sparkler."
Sam sighed; "yeah, now you've got twins - when they due?"
Dean ignored him, glancing proudly at his certificate; 'WINNER - Biggerson Bellybusting 54oz Cheeseburger Challenge'.
"Although," Dean croaked, "I think the strawberry peach sundae afterwards might've been a mistake!"