Disclaimer: I don't own Leo Dicaprio, Titanic, Kate Winslet, Spiderman, or Tobey Maguire (I wish I owned him)



Ways "Spiderman" would be if Leonardo Dicaprio would have been cast as Spiderman and Kate Winslet would have been Mary Jane.



When Peter Parker gets bitten by the spider, Leo would say," ow! That hurt! That better NOT happen again, or I'll call my agent!"

When Spiderman saves Mary Jane, she says," Will I get to thank you this time?" He nods. "Well, you can draw me naked." **takes off clothes*** Spiderman gets out a pencil and a paper…………………….

Instead of fighting the green goblin, the villain is Icebergman.



NYC begins to flood because of Icebergman.

When Spiderman is swinging Mary Jane around with his web, Mary Jane says," Spiderman, I'm flying!"

**no shit, Mary Jane***



Spiderman and M.J. find an old car. They go inside…………………..and several minutes later a hand smacks the window……………………….

**ahem***

Spiderman and Mary Jane are on the roof of a HUGE building. Spiderman says," Hold on Mary Jane………….it's falling down!!!!!!!!!!!"

The building falls and breaks in two. (Did I mention there was a flood?)





And of course, in the end, Spiderman dies.



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